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MW WYCO WEDNESDAY Inventory Update! First 20 Orders get a FREE Mystery Syringe, Order Numbers Ending in 8, 1 or 9 on 8/19 get an UNLISTED var and Order #14000 is Doubled AND Free! New: Corumba Brazil, Lake Toba, MR White. Restocked GT, AA+, B+, Blue Meanie, KSSS, PE6, PEU and More!

www.millywyco.com Stickers=12mL Syringes
MillyWyco is NOT Willy Myco :) (see below)
Any mention of cultivation or anything unrelated to microscopy will not receive a response and orders will be cancelled. This includes DM's, PM's, e-mails, notes with your transaction, feedback of any kind, and thoughts. Don't even think about it! (I'm a mind reader)
Woooow What a week! As most of you already know, there was some unwanted attention brought to the sporeswap and sporetraders subreddits, causing mods to set these subs to private for now. They did this to protect the community as a whole and keep everyone from being attacked or banned. Show these mods some love!! They're truly working hard to be sure this stays alive and without conflict. That being said, sporetrading seems to be the move for the time being. Don't ruin a good thing we have going here! No pics allowed, and as always, no discussion of anything unrelated to microscopy. These are for observation and study under a microscope only!
If you haven't noticed, I'm a numbers guy. I'm always coming up with an excuse to give away something to random lucky orders, which is why I have promos for any orders ending in 8, 1 or 9 on 8/19, orders ending in "19" the week of 8/19, and something extra special for order number 14000. I've been doing this for the past couple months, and for orders being refunded (free) due to a promo, I've had a good amount of winners choosing to take a half refund, and donate the other half. I've been taking the other half donation, and passing it on to another random order, explaining the situation. I'm not trying to compel anyone to give up something they won, but I do admire the kindness and generosity of these winners, and think it's an awesome chain of paying it forward! For instance, if order #14019 (ending in 19 the week of 8/19) is for $60, they may choose to refund $30, and pass the remainder on to the next $30 order I get, making theirs free. Again, in no way are you obligated or requested to do so, but I think that's really awesome :)
If you are an artist, or have any artistic design talents, please see the post on the MW subreddit! I'd love to see what you can do, and your work will be rewarded!
To ensure quality specimens and packaging, and due to the onslaught of orders on Wednesdays, all orders placed on Wednesday will be shipped on Thursday and Friday of that week (ALL Priority Mail and subscription box orders will ship on Thursday). You will receive an email notification with a tracking link when your order ships. I appreciate your patience so hard!
Also, when I say "Priority Mail", this is referring to USPS Priority Mail vs. the standard "First Class" mail. All of my orders get my absolute highest priority care and attention, regardless of shipping method. USPS Priority Mail costs me $8, while I only pass on $5 of that to your order...it does not benefit me in any way if you choose this option, I just know those orders need to get to you ASAP, so I make sure to get all of these out on Thursday, with as many standard shipping orders as well. Sometimes it is not humanly possible to get every order from Wednesday out on Thursday, and some ship Friday morning. Thank you for your patience and continued support!!
The first 20 orders placed after this post (Order #13996-14115) will receive a FREE mystery syringe with their order! This is a cubensis variety that shall remain a mystery....until you crack the code ;) Unfortunately, I cannot confirm which variety you will receive. Each week, I post slightly less than what I have on hand for each variety to accommodate a few special requests, account for any replacements needed, and to keep a master sample for myself. A couple of weeks ago, I spilled a bottle of isopropyl alcohol in the bin containing these syringes (doh!), and the ink on the labels bled making them unreadable. These "mystery" syringes are most likely something I have had in the past, but no longer offer.
ALSO...in addition to the first 20 promo, any order number ending in 8, 1 or 9 on 8/19 only will also get a free unlisted variety! If you are in the first 20, and your order number ends in 8, 1, or 9, you get both!
If your order number ends in 19 (#14019, 14119, etc.) the week of 8/12 only, I will be in contact to arrange your special gift. Either you can have a double order (you ordered 5, I'll ask which other 5 you'd like...if you ordered 10, you'll get 20, etc), or you can choose to make that order free, (refunded if already paid) totally up to you!
And finally...If you have order #14000, your order is DOUBLED and FREE! I will be in touch to see if you would like a double order of the same varieties chosen, or if you would like to choose new ones, and your payment will be refunded and hit your account (usually) within 3-5 days.
This week, I have restocked a few favorites, including Golden Teacher, B+, Cambodian, PE6, PEU, Albino A+, KSSS, Blue Meanie, Z-Strain, Mazatapec, Golden Mammoth, McKennaii, PES Amazon, Rusty Whyte, and a few others!
New additions this week include Corumba Brazil, Lake Toba (Sumatra, Indonesia), and MR White! MR White is a leucistic isolate of Matias Romero, which is one I haven't had on hand in over a year!
Thank you so much to everyone who has subscribed to a subscription box! Each and every month, these boxes will get better and better :) Newsletters will go out on the first of each month, regardless of when your plan is set to renew. In these newsletters will also be the winner of the random equipment raffle for MASTER PLAN members! This could be a sterilization wand, dehydrator, magnetic stir plate, or other super duper helpful tools in the hobby. Last month, 3 lucky Master Box subscribers received a pressure cooker, UV-C light sterilization wand, and a dehydrator!
PLEASE USE COUPON CODES if ordering on the site for discounts!! Please see below:
2PACK - $20 for two cubensis syringes
5PACK - Classic and most popular $30 dealio for 5 cubensis varieties. Also works in multiples of 5 as well, so if you need 15 syringes, this code will be good for 3- 5 packs, and you only need to place one order.
NEEDMORE - 5 cubensis varieties for $30 plus 1 exotic add-on for $10...total $40
NEEDMORE2 - 5 cubensis varieties for $30 plus 2 exotic add-ons for $20...total $50
NEEDMORE3 - 5 cubensis varieties for $30 plus 3 exotic add-ons for $30...total $60
...and so on. Currently, this is setup for up to 5 exotic add-ons. If you have an order that does not meet these codes, such as adding on more than 5 exotics, getting 7 cubensis varieties, etc. please send me a message and I will build you a coupon code to match your order in a timely manner.
Shipping not available to ID, GA, or CA (yes, really)
Spore syringes are for microscopy use only
Any reference to cultivation will exclude you from placing an order and we may never speak again. I want to talk to you. Don't do it!
There are no exceptions to these rules. You have been warned.
PAYMENT METHODS ACCEPTED: Major Credit/Debit cards, Zelle, Cash App, Venmo, Google Pay, Apple Pay, Bitcoin and Amazon gift cards
PayPal is NOT available to me at this time.
Also, I am the fee master! I get charged fees left and right that I don't pass on to you from shipping and third party payments. If you'd like to throw me a tip, however much it may be, I'd love you forever and it really does make a difference! These types of people have allowed me to share with some who are less fortunate. On the other hand, if times are tough for you right now, let's talk about it!
ALL PRICES INCLUDE USPS SHIPPING WITH TRACKING!! I COVER ALL STANDARD SHIPPING COSTS.
Please add an additional $5 to any order if you prefer USPS Priority Mail shipping.
1 syringe for $15
2 syringes for $20
5 syringes for $30
Golden Teacher (LIMITED TO 2 PER ORDER!)
Albino A+
Amazonian
B+ (Be Positive)
Ban Hua Thanon
Blue Meanie
Burma
Cambodian
Corumba Brazil
Costa Rican
Ecuadorian
Fiji
Golden Mammoth
Golden Teacher
Huautla
Koh Samui Super Strain (KSSS)
Lake Toba (Sumatra, Indonesia)
Lizard King
Mazatapec
McKennaii
Mexican
MR White
PES Amazon
PES Hawaiian
Rusty Whyte
Taman Negara
Tasmanian
Wollongong
Z-Strain
THE FOLLOWING EXOTICS ARE NOT PART OF THE 5/$30 MIX-n-MATCH DEALIO, but can be added to the 5/$30 pack for $10 as an add-on, or $15 each by themselves. These are NOT cubensis, and NOT recommended for beginners. USE COUPON CODE "NEEDMORE" on the site to add ONE EXOTIC on to a 5 pack. Want 2 Exotics? Use code NEEDMORE2 or NEEDMORE3 for 3, etc. Currently this is setup to add a maximum of 5 exotics....if you need more, please message me and I'll create a unique coupon code to enter for your order :)
****Penis Envy #6 (PE6)***\*
This actually IS a cubensis variety, but added to exotics list due to rarity and popularity. NOT part of the pick 5.
****Penis Envy Uncut (PEU)***\*
This actually IS a cubensis variety, but added to exotics list due to rarity and popularity. NOT part of the pick 5.
****Gymnopilus Spectabilis***\*
****Psilocybe Allenii***\*
****Psilocybe Azurescens***\*
****Psilocybe Mexicana Galindoi***\*
****Psilocybe Mexicana Tampanensis***\*
****Psilocybe Ovoideocystidiata***\*
****Psilocybe Serbica***\*
****Psilocybe Subaeruginosa***\*
****Panaeolus Cyanescens (Alabama)***\*
****Panaeolus Cyanescens (Australia)***\*
All syringes are 12cc/mL and come capped with a sterile tip cap, and also include an 18ga 1.5" sterile needle and alcohol pads. Syringes are made in a lab grade environment and the utmost care and attention is the highest priority to be sure they are sterile. Anything exposed to an open air environment is subject to contamination, but I take every precaution possible to minimize this risk. I cannot "guarantee" they are 100% sterile, but I can guarantee that if you have an issue, I will make it right. I really do love to help, and if something happens, I'd like to know about it so I can fix the issue instead of you getting frustrated or giving up!
To ensure equal quantity of spores in each syringe, and for adequate suspension of the spores in the solution, I use a magnetic stir plate. Very often, this does such a good job of breaking up clumps of spores that it will appear to be sparse. THIS IS NOT AN ISSUE! There are still a TON of spores in each syringe, even if you can't see them individually (though most of my syringes appear to have a very good amount of visible spores...even with my horrible eyesight!). You can compare and contrast to see the blackish/purple tint to ensure every syringe is packed with spores. If a spore clump forms during transportation, simply give it a good flick with your finger and vigorously shake to break it up or free it from clinging to the wall of the syringe before examining.
Syringes ship in individual bags clearly labeled as to specific variety and born on date, bubble wrapped and shipped through USPS tracked shipping (discreet) within 24 hours of payment. I send tracking info soon after payment and give updates along the (super quick) way.
Any messages referring to spores being used for anything other than microscopy use will be ignored. Don't do it.
THANK YOU ALL so much again for your continued support!! I appreciate it more than you know! MUSH LOVE
P.S. In no way am I trying to be an impostor. I AM NOT WILLY MYCO. I chose this u/ a while back as sort of a play on words and tribute to a legend most of us recognize, long before I became a spore vendor. I don't want anyone to think I am trying to pass off as him, though I do strive for his level of excellence and dedication to the craft! I appreciate all of the kind words, though, from people saying they learned from "my" videos. I wish I could pass on those notes to RR himself.
Cheers and MUSH LOVE!
MW
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MW WYCO WEDNESDAY Inventory Update! First 20 Orders get a FREE Mystery Syringe, Order Numbers Ending in 8, 1 or 9 on 8/19 get an UNLISTED var and Order #14000 is Doubled AND Free! New: Corumba Brazil, Lake Toba, MR White. Restocked GT, AA+, B+, Blue Meanie, KSSS, PE6, PEU and More!

www.millywyco.com Stickers=12mL Syringes
MillyWyco is NOT Willy Myco :) (see below)
Any mention of cultivation or anything unrelated to microscopy will not receive a response and orders will be cancelled. This includes DM's, PM's, e-mails, notes with your transaction, feedback of any kind, and thoughts. Don't even think about it! (I'm a mind reader)
Woooow What a week! As most of you already know, there was some unwanted attention brought to the sporeswap and sporetraders subreddits, causing mods to set these subs to private for now. They did this to protect the community as a whole and keep everyone from being attacked or banned. Show these mods some love!! They're truly working hard to be sure this stays alive and without conflict. That being said, sporetrading seems to be the move for the time being. Don't ruin a good thing we have going here! No pics allowed, and as always, no discussion of anything unrelated to microscopy. These are for observation and study under a microscope only!
If you haven't noticed, I'm a numbers guy. I'm always coming up with an excuse to give away something to random lucky orders, which is why I have promos for any orders ending in 8, 1 or 9 on 8/19, orders ending in "19" the week of 8/19, and something extra special for order number 14000. I've been doing this for the past couple months, and for orders being refunded (free) due to a promo, I've had a good amount of winners choosing to take a half refund, and donate the other half. I've been taking the other half donation, and passing it on to another random order, explaining the situation. I'm not trying to compel anyone to give up something they won, but I do admire the kindness and generosity of these winners, and think it's an awesome chain of paying it forward! For instance, if order #14019 (ending in 19 the week of 8/19) is for $60, they may choose to refund $30, and pass the remainder on to the next $30 order I get, making theirs free. Again, in no way are you obligated or requested to do so, but I think that's really awesome :)
If you are an artist, or have any artistic design talents, please see the post on the MW subreddit! I'd love to see what you can do, and your work will be rewarded!
To ensure quality specimens and packaging, and due to the onslaught of orders on Wednesdays, all orders placed on Wednesday will be shipped on Thursday and Friday of that week (ALL Priority Mail and subscription box orders will ship on Thursday). You will receive an email notification with a tracking link when your order ships. I appreciate your patience so hard!
Also, when I say "Priority Mail", this is referring to USPS Priority Mail vs. the standard "First Class" mail. All of my orders get my absolute highest priority care and attention, regardless of shipping method. USPS Priority Mail costs me $8, while I only pass on $5 of that to your order...it does not benefit me in any way if you choose this option, I just know those orders need to get to you ASAP, so I make sure to get all of these out on Thursday, with as many standard shipping orders as well. Sometimes it is not humanly possible to get every order from Wednesday out on Thursday, and some ship Friday morning. Thank you for your patience and continued support!!
The first 20 orders placed after this post (Order #13996-14115) will receive a FREE mystery syringe with their order! This is a cubensis variety that shall remain a mystery....until you crack the code ;) Unfortunately, I cannot confirm which variety you will receive. Each week, I post slightly less than what I have on hand for each variety to accommodate a few special requests, account for any replacements needed, and to keep a master sample for myself. A couple of weeks ago, I spilled a bottle of isopropyl alcohol in the bin containing these syringes (doh!), and the ink on the labels bled making them unreadable. These "mystery" syringes are most likely something I have had in the past, but no longer offer.
ALSO...in addition to the first 20 promo, any order number ending in 8, 1 or 9 on 8/19 only will also get a free unlisted variety! If you are in the first 20, and your order number ends in 8, 1, or 9, you get both!
If your order number ends in 19 (#14019, 14119, etc.) the week of 8/12 only, I will be in contact to arrange your special gift. Either you can have a double order (you ordered 5, I'll ask which other 5 you'd like...if you ordered 10, you'll get 20, etc), or you can choose to make that order free, (refunded if already paid) totally up to you!
And finally...If you have order #14000, your order is DOUBLED and FREE! I will be in touch to see if you would like a double order of the same varieties chosen, or if you would like to choose new ones, and your payment will be refunded and hit your account (usually) within 3-5 days.
This week, I have restocked a few favorites, including Golden Teacher, B+, Cambodian, PE6, PEU, Albino A+, KSSS, Blue Meanie, Z-Strain, Mazatapec, Golden Mammoth, McKennaii, PES Amazon, Rusty Whyte, and a few others!
New additions this week include Corumba Brazil, Lake Toba (Sumatra, Indonesia), and MR White! MR White is a leucistic isolate of Matias Romero, which is one I haven't had on hand in over a year!
Thank you so much to everyone who has subscribed to a subscription box! Each and every month, these boxes will get better and better :) Newsletters will go out on the first of each month, regardless of when your plan is set to renew. In these newsletters will also be the winner of the random equipment raffle for MASTER PLAN members! This could be a sterilization wand, dehydrator, magnetic stir plate, or other super duper helpful tools in the hobby. Last month, 3 lucky Master Box subscribers received a pressure cooker, UV-C light sterilization wand, and a dehydrator!
PLEASE USE COUPON CODES if ordering on the site for discounts!! Please see below:
2PACK - $20 for two cubensis syringes
5PACK - Classic and most popular $30 dealio for 5 cubensis varieties. Also works in multiples of 5 as well, so if you need 15 syringes, this code will be good for 3- 5 packs, and you only need to place one order.
NEEDMORE - 5 cubensis varieties for $30 plus 1 exotic add-on for $10...total $40
NEEDMORE2 - 5 cubensis varieties for $30 plus 2 exotic add-ons for $20...total $50
NEEDMORE3 - 5 cubensis varieties for $30 plus 3 exotic add-ons for $30...total $60
...and so on. Currently, this is setup for up to 5 exotic add-ons. If you have an order that does not meet these codes, such as adding on more than 5 exotics, getting 7 cubensis varieties, etc. please send me a message and I will build you a coupon code to match your order in a timely manner.
Shipping not available to ID, GA, or CA (yes, really)
Spore syringes are for microscopy use only
Any reference to cultivation will exclude you from placing an order and we may never speak again. I want to talk to you. Don't do it!
There are no exceptions to these rules. You have been warned.
PAYMENT METHODS ACCEPTED: Major Credit/Debit cards, Zelle, Cash App, Venmo, Google Pay, Apple Pay, Bitcoin and Amazon gift cards
PayPal is NOT available to me at this time.
Also, I am the fee master! I get charged fees left and right that I don't pass on to you from shipping and third party payments. If you'd like to throw me a tip, however much it may be, I'd love you forever and it really does make a difference! These types of people have allowed me to share with some who are less fortunate. On the other hand, if times are tough for you right now, let's talk about it!
ALL PRICES INCLUDE USPS SHIPPING WITH TRACKING!! I COVER ALL STANDARD SHIPPING COSTS.
Please add an additional $5 to any order if you prefer USPS Priority Mail shipping.
1 syringe for $15
2 syringes for $20
5 syringes for $30
Golden Teacher (LIMITED TO 2 PER ORDER!)
Albino A+
Amazonian
B+ (Be Positive)
Ban Hua Thanon
Blue Meanie
Burma
Cambodian
Corumba Brazil
Costa Rican
Ecuadorian
Fiji
Golden Mammoth
Golden Teacher
Huautla
Koh Samui Super Strain (KSSS)
Lake Toba (Sumatra, Indonesia)
Lizard King
Mazatapec
McKennaii
Mexican
MR White
PES Amazon
PES Hawaiian
Rusty Whyte
Taman Negara
Tasmanian
Wollongong
Z-Strain
THE FOLLOWING EXOTICS ARE NOT PART OF THE 5/$30 MIX-n-MATCH DEALIO, but can be added to the 5/$30 pack for $10 as an add-on, or $15 each by themselves. These are NOT cubensis, and NOT recommended for beginners. USE COUPON CODE "NEEDMORE" on the site to add ONE EXOTIC on to a 5 pack. Want 2 Exotics? Use code NEEDMORE2 or NEEDMORE3 for 3, etc. Currently this is setup to add a maximum of 5 exotics....if you need more, please message me and I'll create a unique coupon code to enter for your order :)
****Penis Envy #6 (PE6)***\*
This actually IS a cubensis variety, but added to exotics list due to rarity and popularity. NOT part of the pick 5.
****Penis Envy Uncut (PEU)***\*
This actually IS a cubensis variety, but added to exotics list due to rarity and popularity. NOT part of the pick 5.
****Gymnopilus Spectabilis***\*
****Psilocybe Allenii***\*
****Psilocybe Azurescens***\*
****Psilocybe Mexicana Galindoi***\*
****Psilocybe Mexicana Tampanensis***\*
****Psilocybe Ovoideocystidiata***\*
****Psilocybe Serbica***\*
****Psilocybe Subaeruginosa***\*
****Panaeolus Cyanescens (Alabama)***\*
****Panaeolus Cyanescens (Australia)***\*
All syringes are 12cc/mL and come capped with a sterile tip cap, and also include an 18ga 1.5" sterile needle and alcohol pads. Syringes are made in a lab grade environment and the utmost care and attention is the highest priority to be sure they are sterile. Anything exposed to an open air environment is subject to contamination, but I take every precaution possible to minimize this risk. I cannot "guarantee" they are 100% sterile, but I can guarantee that if you have an issue, I will make it right. I really do love to help, and if something happens, I'd like to know about it so I can fix the issue instead of you getting frustrated or giving up!
To ensure equal quantity of spores in each syringe, and for adequate suspension of the spores in the solution, I use a magnetic stir plate. Very often, this does such a good job of breaking up clumps of spores that it will appear to be sparse. THIS IS NOT AN ISSUE! There are still a TON of spores in each syringe, even if you can't see them individually (though most of my syringes appear to have a very good amount of visible spores...even with my horrible eyesight!). You can compare and contrast to see the blackish/purple tint to ensure every syringe is packed with spores. If a spore clump forms during transportation, simply give it a good flick with your finger and vigorously shake to break it up or free it from clinging to the wall of the syringe before examining.
Syringes ship in individual bags clearly labeled as to specific variety and born on date, bubble wrapped and shipped through USPS tracked shipping (discreet) within 24 hours of payment. I send tracking info soon after payment and give updates along the (super quick) way.
Any messages referring to spores being used for anything other than microscopy use will be ignored. Don't do it.
THANK YOU ALL so much again for your continued support!! I appreciate it more than you know! MUSH LOVE
P.S. In no way am I trying to be an impostor. I AM NOT WILLY MYCO. I chose this u/ a while back as sort of a play on words and tribute to a legend most of us recognize, long before I became a spore vendor. I don't want anyone to think I am trying to pass off as him, though I do strive for his level of excellence and dedication to the craft! I appreciate all of the kind words, though, from people saying they learned from "my" videos. I wish I could pass on those notes to RR himself.
Cheers and MUSH LOVE!
MW
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READ ME: Part 3


READ ME: Part 1
READ ME: Part 2
It was a few days of me relaxing just taking in the mellow mood that our Cecily- turned sea creature left me with her musical talents. Cecily also gifted me with a relaxing feeling.
It helped my anxiety in a way I can’t explain. I fed Doby, the fish I confiscated from the magical book, and bought him a new tank for my kitchen. I think he was another gift from Cecily. I was just happy I was able to put her soul to rest.
I spent all that Saturday setting up the sea salt tank fit with plants. Typically, it took time to set up a tank, but I didn’t exactly have time to do that with Doby. I even got him a few companions to keep him company.
Then a few days later, as I was feeding Doby admiring the new purple and turquoise blue decor, I felt a sudden need to cut my wrist. I felt like I was in a trance.
I walked over to the kitchen, opening the drawer pulling out a sharp knife, I began slicing my arm. I didn’t bleed much, but I had this overwhelming, depressing feeling coming over me. Then I heard my television pop on all by itself.
There was a news story about a young girl about sixteen years old that had gone missing. The report was dated three years ago. I knew then it was the book. Dropping the knife, I ran to get a paper towel and some alcohol to clean the wound I created.
I heard guns firing lasers, and I saw a blue light illuminating from the book. I took a big gulp; what was I getting myself into?
I opened the book to THE MURDER SHOW, which was the next story I was to read, and took a deep breath. I looked down and could see a tiny television featuring two teenagers playing a video game in a room. It was like I was watching a movie. One of them had short bleach blonde hair, the other had long black hair, and I recognized her as the missing teenage girl from the news that had just been featured on my television.
Instead of reading this story, I was watching it. I was hearing her voice inside of my mind, or maybe it was out loud. I couldn’t tell anymore.
I looked at the pages before me. They were turning on their own like an old fashioned picture book. I watched a girl as her eyes turned and faced me.
She had black hair, dark eyes, and pale skin. She had a black t-shirt on with a ton of bracelets. Her thin face was pretty, but she didn’t smile.
Instead, I could do nothing except listen to the story titled:
THE MURDER SHOW
My name is Andrea Becker, and as long as I could remember, I wanted to die.
I know it sounds strange, but I looked at death as that permanent nostalgic return to your soul.
I swear I’m not a freak. I know I look the part, don’t get me wrong. I am cliche for someone my age.
Let me begin by telling you how it all began.
When I was ten years old, my grandparents were visiting from out of town. My grandmother was taking a shower, and when she got out, she screamed for my mother as she was having chest pains. She fell over onto the bathroom floor. The EMT’s were there in record time; maybe it was slow- I just know it was all a blur. I watched them trying to bring my grandmother back. My grandpa wasn’t home; he had gone shopping with my dad and older brother. So, I had a front-row to the tragic end of a woman I had loved so much.
Then I knew the exact moment she died. I saw her ghost or her soul, whatever you believe. It floated out of her body, and it LOOKED at me! My grandmother’s spirit looked at me and smiled. I knew then everything would be fine, but it wasn’t about me. It was about how at peace she was. I longed for that peace.
I lost my grandpa a few years later, but my grandmother’s death stuck with me. I started reading everything in the end. I knew it wasn’t simple science like some claim. You do leave your body when you die. Where you go is anyone’s guess, I just know what I saw that day my grandma died.
I had never considered killing myself. That was too weird. Then one day, my best friend, Carla, told me she liked to cut herself. She showed me her scars on her wrists. I was taken back by her self-harm.
“What if you go too deep?” I asked her.
“I have a couple of times, but I have gotten good at stitching myself up,” she smirked.
“Doesn’t it hurt?” I asked her.
“Yeah, but sometimes it is the only way I can feel things. I just feel like the world gets to be too much sometimes, and I want to escape it. I just don’t want to die.”
That is when I looked at her. “I have always wanted to die,” I said tears in my eyes.
“What you mean, like kill yourself?”
“No, just be at peace.”
“I feel at peace after I feel that rush. Like I get a rush from the pain for a second, and it makes me less - I dunno how to explain it.”
“I get it,” I said, and my friend had become my best friend.
I never told her, but I started self-harming after that. I had to know if it would give me the peace that I longed for when my grandmother showed me that look in her eyes. Like AT LAST, she could rest!
Sadly, over the next few years, Carla and I stopped being so close. She started hanging with a posh stuck up crowd. I still craved death. There was little in common with the mean girls' squad.
At seventeen, I had become close friends with a guy named Paul, whom I had a lot in common. We both enjoyed Mr. Fraziers English class, played tons of video games, and enjoyed hacking.
Not like professional hacking, just silly stuff like the local website to our local pizza shop. We hacked into it to say that all the prices had been reduced to 99cents. Silly kid stuff. We were never caught.
Then one day, Paul came over with two of his laptops.
“I have to show you something.” He said to me, excitedly.
“You ever been on the dark web?”
I shook my head. “No way!”
“It isn’t all weirdos; I buy stupid shit on there like electronics. Lots of black market stuff. It isn’t all organs and creepers doing things to people.”
“You aren’t messing with those sites, are you?” I asked him, concerned.
“No, I just found one, though. I can’t tell if they are serious. It’s called THE MURDER SHOW.”
“What the hell, Paul?”
“No, I have everything blocked. They can’t find us. I wanted you to see these comments. It freaked me out.”
“You are on the DARK WEB PAUL!” I retorted.
“Listen, just look at this. Can this be real?”
I hesitated and then took his laptop and looked at the site. It was a chat room.
I read a few of the posts they talked about murder and the best way to do it. Then I read on.
Der786: YOU READY, RANDY? One poster asked.
RANDY01: YEAH JUST DON’T HURT ME TOO MUCH. Another user name responded.
Der786: YOU GET THAT INSURANCE FILLED OUT?
RANDY01: MY WIFE WILL NEVER WANT FOR ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.
What the hell?
Paul grabbed the laptop. “They let themselves be murdered for entertainment.”
“On purpose?”
“Yeah, one guy had cancer and didn’t want to live anymore. It even says on the disclaimer that this is the Doctor Kavorkian of murder sites. It is all pity kills. They won’t do it to healthy, happy, or well-adjusted humans. You must prove you are worthy, and they will do the cleanup, so no one ever finds out.”
“It is real. Turn it off, Paul.”
“Sorry, I didn’t mean to freak you out. I just thought you would think it was at least interesting.”
“It is scary and unfortunate if I’m honest.”
Paul’s cell phone rang.
“Sorry, mom, yes, I forgot. I’m with Andrea. I’m coming.”
I looked at Paul, and he ran out and left.
He was gone, and so I continued playing a new video game that I had bought with my allowance.
I wasn’t paying any attention when I heard someone say, “I see you.”
Huh? I said to myself.
“You there! Girl with the black hair!”
What the hell? Then I realized that Paul had left his stupid laptop on the floor of my bedroom, and it was still on that silly murder site!
I peeked over my bed and looked down at the laptop, and just as I was about to close it, a man spoke again.
“Don’t close it yet; you had to come here for a reason. Why don’t you tell me what brought you here.”
“I- I didn’t. My friend found it by accident, and we weren’t interested in the site.”
“That is okay, so you were curious. Can I answer any of your questions?”
This was getting too weird for me.
“I am good. I think I get it.”
“Look, I get it. It’s real live dark web shit. I’d want to close the laptop and burn it too. Only I have seen you. How do you know I haven’t already tracked your address? How do you know I am not using facial recognition to figure out exactly who you are, Andrea Becker.”
He said my name. How did he know my name?
I was going to kill Paul.
I picked up the laptop and looked at the man who didn’t look like your typical weirdo. He was sitting at a desk wearing a polo shirt. He had a friendly smile and kind eyes. Suddenly I felt comforted instead of creeped out, and I didn’t know what it was.
“My name is Milton. I founded this site to let people let out a little bit of carnal steam. Tell me about yourself.”
“This is weird. I don’t know you.”
“Okay, I’ll begin. I’m married. I am a father of two kids. Jessica and Jenna. I work in management. This is just a side thing. I can assure you I am every bit as human as you are. So tell me, why do you wish to die, Andrea Becker?”
At that moment, it was like he had spoken to my heart. No one had ever spoken so honestly to me before. It was like having someone see your soul. At that moment, I thought, this is fate.
“Peace.”
I found myself speaking honestly, and even if I regretted it later, I couldn’t help it. It was nice to see that someone could read my mind. At least it felt like that.
“I think most of us who are empathic to the ways of the world feel the same way you do.”
“Yeah, I guess.” I sat up straight and leaned into the screen on my laptop.
I was beginning to feel much more comfortable than I had thought I ever would. It was strange to trust someone on the dark web like this, but there was something about this man. He had a hold over me.
“Tell you what, we are holding an event tonight at eleven, and I hope you will log on to join us to see what we are all about. I promise it isn’t what you think.”
“I will have to check it out,” I said, partially wondering if I wanted to have anything more to do with this man.
The screen went black, and I shut Paul’s laptop.
I decided to go downstairs to grab a wine cooler out of the fridge. It was almost ten o’clock, and my parents were asleep, so I knew I wouldn’t get in trouble.
I drank the crappy drink, thinking long and hard about what had transpired and wondering if I wanted to know what went on in this so-called murder show.
It was five till eleven, and my cowardice was in full force, so I turned on the television.
“A WHITE VAN IS THE SUSPECT IN THE MISSING TEEN’S DISAPPEARANCE IN FRANKLIN COUNTY. WITNESSES SAY THEY SAW YOUNG JAMES MADISON TALKING TO SOMEONE DRESSED AS A CLOWN AS HE WAS ON HIS WAY TO SCHOOL FRIDAY MORNING…”
I turned off the disturbing news program deciding I would see the big deal with this “murder show.” There could not possibly be any reason for this nice man I had talked to be part of some sympathy murder thing.
The screen was still black, and then I saw a small room come into focus. The chat room was coming alive with flower emojis, and last-minute thank yous and best wishes from viewers who were donating bitcoin to the website’s owner.
Then I saw a man sitting in a chair and typing away at his computer. Something oddly terrifying about it was because the viewers seemed to see it, but the man didn’t seem to have anything to do with the viewers as though he didn’t even know he was being watched.
I watched as some of the viewers suddenly were also aware of this fact.
RHONDA24: Do you think he even knows this is the last night on earth?
Davtelly45: Nope, that is how it works.
RHONDA24: I know, but I thought he would be more prepared. He has been with us so long here.
Davtelly45: He will die soon, but he will be better off.
RHONDA24: No more cheating wife, no more debt, and no more anxiety about what tomorrow will bring.
Sassy-maria: I’m so happy for him.
Davtelly45: Me too, girl.
IVANfist: I hope this one is bloody, though. I like them with a little bit of gore.
RHONDA24: I have to admit I do too. Maybe he will get slashed on the throat.
Davtelly45: I just want our boy to be happy.
IVANfist: Fuck that gore all the way!
I read the chat, and then I watched as the man sitting at his computer seemed to be working on something very intensely. That is when I heard what sounded like a doorbell ring. The man everyone was watching got up, and walked away. I guessed to answer the door.
Then I heard the sound of someone yelling. A man with a black mask on was soon dragging the man who had just been sitting at the computer into his office.
“No, I have changed my mind! Please, I don't’ want to-”
His throat was slashed in front of the computer. The slash was so deep it nearly decapitated the man who was only moments ago typing away at his laptop.
I gasped, watching the scene unfold before me. Then the chat room exploded.
RHONDA24: Bye, Randy. We will miss you.
UNKNOWN: no, we won’t.
Davtelly45: SO long, Randy. I hope you can now be at peace.
UNKNOWN: Randy will never be at peace now. Hope he rots in hell.
Davtelly45: WHo is this?
RHONDA24: I will miss Randy, but anything will be better than dealing with a cheating wife, too much debt, and not knowing what tomorrow will bring. I long for my day to rest.
UNKNOWN: You should just put yourself out of your misery.
Davtelly45: Seriously, what the hell? Guy, this is pretty insensitive. We are celebrating the life and death of a warrior.
There was some strange interference, and I shut off the laptop, unplugging it.
I texted Paul to get his stupid laptop, and he told me he would be over tomorrow to get it.
I was sick to my stomach.
Had a real-life murder just taken place?
I knew without a shadow of a doubt it had.
I was paralyzed with fear and yet oddly jealous. I secretly wished I would be able to feel that peace that Randy felt. It terrified me, though, to no end.
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I woke up the next morning and prepared for school. I had strange dreams of the people on the computer screen. I had dreams of them talking about me the way they had Randy.
I was sweating when I got out of bed, and I readied myself for school and what the new day would bring.
Paul came over after school to get his laptop, and I made sure I didn’t mention what happened the night before. I just wanted that website out of my life.
Paul seemed unphased by the fact I had his laptop. He had a few, so what was one going missing?
Following that incident, I stayed off my computer as much as possible. Then I had to log onto my own laptop to finish a school project about two weeks later.
When I logged into my email, there were many messages from a person that called themselves FALCON.
“Andrea Becker, this is FALCON, Milton wanted me to let you know that he knows you logged on to watch Randy transition, and he wanted to see how you were since viewing our little show.”
I deleted the messages. I didn’t want anything to do with these weird people.
As I had this thought, I got an instant message from MILTON.
Milton: Andrea, I am sorry you seem alarmed by Randy’s transition. Tell me, how did that make you feel? It is okay to feel scared, terrified, sad, angry, or all of the above.
I looked at what he was typing, and that same sweet consoling man made my guard go down. I would have asked him how he got my email, but I already knew that if it were easy for them to get my name, how much harder would it be to get my email?
Milton: Andrea?
Me: Hello, Milton. I don’t know how I feel about what I saw. I don’t think I want anything to do with this.
Milton: Andrea, talk to me.
Me: I don’t know what to say. You killed a man.
Milton: Yes, but he wanted it. We helped him transition. We can help you.
I looked at what he was saying. I had wanted so badly to feel at peace and lose all of my earthly worries, but this was too much too fast.
Me: I have to go to Milton.
Milton: Andrea Becker, reconsider. You don’t have to participate, but we are people that understand you. I read your online diary, your poetry, and I know what you wish for.
I was stunned and felt violated. How did they hack into my online diary? It was private thoughts on my blog site I never made public. I was terrified, and then Milton said something else that made me reconsider.
Milton: I have seen your interactions with others. We have watched you interact with your friends. We know it wasn’t you that initially found our website. We don’t care. We welcome you. We only ask that you keep our little secret to help others like yourself, and like Randy.
I don’t know what made me do it. I began to trust Milton. For the first time in my life, I didn’t feel weird about my feelings on death. These people seemed to understand.
Me: I feel so weird talking about it.
Milton: It is hard to acknowledge your feelings at first, but once you do, you will begin to understand.
Me: Are there others like Randy?
Milton: We try not to allow too many transitions at once. We give people time to mourn in our community after someone transitions. We have another coming up at the end of the month. This person has yet to be named.”
Me: How does it work?
Milton: We take a vote on who is next. Once the vote is in, the nominee gets contacted through a congratulations email to give them time to tie up loose ends. Then they are not told the day or time of their death. We feel that it would ruin the transition.
Me: What if they change their mind?
Milton: They are given no way to back out. It is in our clause. If you are on track for transition, which I feel you are, just being a part of our community is an agreement. You have already witnessed a transition - an illegal act. So you have already agreed to the clause.
Me: What about you?
Milton: What about me?
ME: Can you transition?
Milton: I will in time. My agreement was after my children will be old enough to understand. Once they are, then I will join others like Randy and you.
“Oh,” I typed
Milton: I have to go now; it was nice chatting with you. Remember, if you ever need someone to talk to, we are here. We understand how you feel.
He logged off the chat, and I sat in front of the chat. Then another name popped up.
RHONDA24: Hello, Andrea.
I didn’t respond right away.
RHONDA24: I just want to let you know if you ever need a friend. I am not much older than you, and I get how you feel. You can reach out to me.
Me: Thank you. I have to go now.
RHONDA24: Have a great evening, Andrea.
I logged off the computer.
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As time wore on, I realized that I enjoyed the community. I had made a few friends within the community. I had several bad days in the last month; one of them was that I had a falling out with Paul. He was angry with me for spending time online in the “transition” community as I had learned to refer to it as.
The community helped me overcome some of my anxieties, so I didn’t think so much about dying anymore. If anything, I wanted to live because I felt relieved that I now had a group that understood how I felt. After all, they felt the same way as me.
Then the day came out of nowhere. I was planning my graduation speech, as I had been elected by Mr. Frazier to give my class a short address. I typed, re-typing, and over-editing everything I was writing when I got a ding on my computer.
My email popped up, and I recognized the email address. It was from FALCON.
CONGRATULATIONS ANDREA BECKER YOUR COUNTDOWN TO TRANSITION BEGINS 5-4-3-2- NOW.
I gulped reading the email because I didn’t feel the way I had before. I didn’t want to panic. This had to be a mistake. I was no longer depressed; I had things to live for now. Why had they voted on me transitioning?
I saw that Milton was online.
ME: Milton? I think you made a mistake. I am the least qualified to transition. Especially that now I feel so much better!
Crickets could have chirped from the computer. Instead of responding as Milton had hundreds of times before, he ignored me and logged off.
This was a nightmare. I stood up, looking around my room.
Indeed, I’d have time to graduate. I was at the disadvantage of being home alone. My parents were at some Union banquet because my father was on the teamster's board. I got up from my computer desk and locked all of the doors and secured the doors.
I turned on the radio to think. There was a story on the radio about a White Van and how another child had been missing. Another witness saw someone dressed as a clown talking to the child.
Ugh! Not something I needed to know to hear right now. I flipped the station to some soft music. Sarah Mclachlan came on, so I left it. I needed to think. I logged into the chat, and I could see all the congratulations Andrea comments in the chat.
ME: Hey guys, I think there is a mistake.
RHONDA24: Congratulations, Andrea!
DAVTELLY45: I hope you have the best transition.
UNKNOWN: I hope you bleed into the camera for daddy.
ME: WHAT?
Who would say such a thing?
UNKNOWN: I can’t wait to cut you from ear to ear.
RHONDA24: DUDE! Get out of here!
I got a private chat request from Rhonda24.
I accepted it.
Rhonda24: Don’t sweat it, Andrea. The guy is some weirdo that has been harassing a bunch of us. We can’t block him. He has this crazy firewall system. Just please know how happy I am for you and how much I will miss you.
I couldn’t think of anything else to say.
I was about to log off when there was a bang from outside my house.
Before I could do anything, a stranger wearing a black mask burst through my bedroom door. I stood in pure terror and shock.
It was happening now!
I did the only thing I could think of and grabbed the desk chair in front of me, and flung it at the stranger.
He was tall, thin, and didn’t seem to have been prepared for my sudden means of survival.
He lurched forward and grabbed me by the throat. I could feel his large hands trying to suffocate me. I looked over to the computer and saw it had popped back on - all on its own accord. A red light flashed on the screen. I realized I was being recorded for someone’s amusement.
The darkness engulfed me in this very moment, and I sprung up, kicking the man in the groin.
He growled in pain, and for a moment, I had time to run but not for long before the man stood up and shut my bedroom door so I had no means of escape.
He pulled out a knife from behind him, and I looked around my room to find something else I could defend myself with. I saw a coffee mug, grabbing it and throwing it at his head. To my luck, he stopped to rub his head, and I barreled past him towards the door.
Then I was caught off guard by a swiping of the knife to the back of my leg, causing me to scream in pain.
I hit the ground, and he went for my throat with the knife. I rolled over quickly, causing him to stab the floor instead of me.
I kicked him in the head this time as he struggled to get the knife out of the wooden floor. He fell to the ground, and for a moment, we both worked with the knife. Finally, I managed to grab it and stab him inside the chest.
The struggle was over. Someone had transitioned tonight, but it wasn’t me. It wasn’t going to be me. I had far too much to live for. I took a deep breath and then took off the mask of the man.
To my utter despair, it was Paul. How had Paul gotten involved with trying to kill me?
It all made perfect sense now how they all had known so much about me. Still, Paul had been my best friend for years. I ran downstairs to find my cell phone and call for 911.
The dispatcher said they would be sending for someone as soon as possible.
I saw a large white truck coming towards my house, barreling down my street. I jumped into the road, flagging them down.
There was something strange about the truck. I realized when the headlights were no longer blinding my vision that it wasn’t the ambulance. I backed up onto the sidewalk and continued to look down the street for the ambulance. The truck did something strange, though. They stopped in front of me back up, so my view down the road was blocked.
A door to the back of the truck opened up.
There were two tall men dressed as clowns. One had blue hair and a red nose with what looked like blood around his mouth and dirty teeth. He grinned big at me. The other had on a red and yellow wig with green makeup. He looked more sinister than the other clown.
They stood looking at me, and then circus music began to play. I was annoyed by whatever joke they were trying to play, especially at a time like this. I could hear the ambulance now as it was making its way down my street. I tried to walk around the two stupid clowns. It was all so ridiculous to me.
That is when one of them grabbed me. I screamed for them to let me go! I had to help Paul! Then the other one helped get me by the legs. Before I knew it, I was no longer breathing.
I, Andrea Becker, died that night. I won’t bore you with the details. It was gruesome, and it was horrid. I have been missing for three years. I hope someone can see my story and relay what happened to me.
I’d like my parents to be able to have peace. We all deserve some peace.
I saw the book close on its own then. There were tears in my eyes as I read the last words of Andrea Becker.
I wasn’t sure how I could help, but I went over to my computer. There were numerous reports on the sightings of clowns in connection to missing children. I decided to search for the area combining missing person cases from around the region. I didn’t know how I was suddenly able to hack into systems using multiple databases, but I was doing it. For Andrea Becker’s sake, I was doing it.
That is when I found something very crucial. There were several sightings recently in my neighborhood. There were also six missing persons in a five-mile vicinity. I clicked, I typed, and I searched until I put the connections together. In all of the disappeared persons, there were three bodies found. One was of a seventeen-year-old female.
I knew without a shadow of a doubt that it would be the remains of Andrea Becker’s young body. I forwarded the information to the detective working the case. How had they not put it together on their own, I had no idea. I did now have gifts now that helped me help those who could not help themselves.
Later that night, there was a break in three of the missing person cases. No thanks to me. I was tired after Andrea Becker’s story.
That book never rests, though. Last night in the middle of the night, I heard music coming from somewhere.
It woke me from a dead sleep. I decided to find out what the matter was. It sounded like circus music.
I walked into my living room, and parked in front of my house was a white van with clowns in the driver's seat. I stared at them for a long while and then opened my front door.
Two maniacal clowns got out of the back, and as they slowly made their way towards my house, I let out a deep breath. Then I yelled.
I was using my new found thunderous gift their windows to the van all burst. They both held on to their ears as though they were in pain. I had no doubt why they were here.
I heard someone yell, “HELP ME, PLEASE!” It was a woman.
I became momentarily distracted by the sound of wailing behind me. Sad, painful wailing.
I looked away from the clown van towards the READ ME book on my couch. When I looked back toward the street, the van with the clowns was now long gone. I would see to it they were punished, but until then, I had other pressing business.
I picked up the book, and inside it, I read the chapter to the next story.
I was the Youngest Member of the Lunatic Asylum...
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READ ME: Part 3

READ ME: Part 1
READ ME: Part 2
It was a few days of me relaxing just taking in the mellow mood that our Cecily- turned sea creature left me with her musical talents. Cecily also gifted me with a relaxing feeling.
It helped my anxiety in a way I can’t explain. I fed Doby, the fish I confiscated from the magical book, and bought him a new tank for my kitchen. I think he was another gift from Cecily. I was just happy I was able to put her soul to rest.
I spent all that Saturday setting up the sea salt tank fit with plants. Typically, it took time to set up a tank, but I didn’t exactly have time to do that with Doby. I even got him a few companions to keep him company.
Then a few days later, as I was feeding Doby admiring the new purple and turquoise blue decor, I felt a sudden need to cut my wrist. I felt like I was in a trance.
I walked over to the kitchen, opening the drawer pulling out a sharp knife, I began slicing my arm. I didn’t bleed much, but I had this overwhelming, depressing feeling coming over me. Then I heard my television pop on all by itself.
There was a news story about a young girl about sixteen years old that had gone missing. The report was dated three years ago. I knew then it was the book. Dropping the knife, I ran to get a paper towel and some alcohol to clean the wound I created.
I heard guns firing lasers, and I saw a blue light illuminating from the book. I took a big gulp; what was I getting myself into?
I opened the book to THE MURDER SHOW, which was the next story I was to read, and took a deep breath. I looked down and could see a tiny television featuring two teenagers playing a video game in a room. It was like I was watching a movie. One of them had short bleach blonde hair, the other had long black hair, and I recognized her as the missing teenage girl from the news that had just been featured on my television.
Instead of reading this story, I was watching it. I was hearing her voice inside of my mind, or maybe it was out loud. I couldn’t tell anymore.
I looked at the pages before me. They were turning on their own like an old fashioned picture book. I watched a girl as her eyes turned and faced me.
She had black hair, dark eyes, and pale skin. She had a black t-shirt on with a ton of bracelets. Her thin face was pretty, but she didn’t smile.
Instead, I could do nothing except listen to the story titled:
THE MURDER SHOW
My name is Andrea Becker, and as long as I could remember, I wanted to die.
I know it sounds strange, but I looked at death as that permanent nostalgic return to your soul.
I swear I’m not a freak. I know I look the part, don’t get me wrong. I am cliche for someone my age.
Let me begin by telling you how it all began.
When I was ten years old, my grandparents were visiting from out of town. My grandmother was taking a shower, and when she got out, she screamed for my mother as she was having chest pains. She fell over onto the bathroom floor. The EMT’s were there in record time; maybe it was slow- I just know it was all a blur. I watched them trying to bring my grandmother back. My grandpa wasn’t home; he had gone shopping with my dad and older brother. So, I had a front-row to the tragic end of a woman I had loved so much.
Then I knew the exact moment she died. I saw her ghost or her soul, whatever you believe. It floated out of her body, and it LOOKED at me! My grandmother’s spirit looked at me and smiled. I knew then everything would be fine, but it wasn’t about me. It was about how at peace she was. I longed for that peace.
I lost my grandpa a few years later, but my grandmother’s death stuck with me. I started reading everything in the end. I knew it wasn’t simple science like some claim. You do leave your body when you die. Where you go is anyone’s guess, I just know what I saw that day my grandma died.
I had never considered killing myself. That was too weird. Then one day, my best friend, Carla, told me she liked to cut herself. She showed me her scars on her wrists. I was taken back by her self-harm.
“What if you go too deep?” I asked her.
“I have a couple of times, but I have gotten good at stitching myself up,” she smirked.
“Doesn’t it hurt?” I asked her.
“Yeah, but sometimes it is the only way I can feel things. I just feel like the world gets to be too much sometimes, and I want to escape it. I just don’t want to die.”
That is when I looked at her. “I have always wanted to die,” I said tears in my eyes.
“What you mean, like kill yourself?”
“No, just be at peace.”
“I feel at peace after I feel that rush. Like I get a rush from the pain for a second, and it makes me less - I dunno how to explain it.”
“I get it,” I said, and my friend had become my best friend.
I never told her, but I started self-harming after that. I had to know if it would give me the peace that I longed for when my grandmother showed me that look in her eyes. Like AT LAST, she could rest!
Sadly, over the next few years, Carla and I stopped being so close. She started hanging with a posh stuck up crowd. I still craved death. There was little in common with the mean girls' squad.
At seventeen, I had become close friends with a guy named Paul, whom I had a lot in common. We both enjoyed Mr. Fraziers English class, played tons of video games, and enjoyed hacking.
Not like professional hacking, just silly stuff like the local website to our local pizza shop. We hacked into it to say that all the prices had been reduced to 99cents. Silly kid stuff. We were never caught.
Then one day, Paul came over with two of his laptops.
“I have to show you something.” He said to me, excitedly.
“You ever been on the dark web?”
I shook my head. “No way!”
“It isn’t all weirdos; I buy stupid shit on there like electronics. Lots of black market stuff. It isn’t all organs and creepers doing things to people.”
“You aren’t messing with those sites, are you?” I asked him, concerned.
“No, I just found one, though. I can’t tell if they are serious. It’s called THE MURDER SHOW.”
“What the hell, Paul?”
“No, I have everything blocked. They can’t find us. I wanted you to see these comments. It freaked me out.”
“You are on the DARK WEB PAUL!” I retorted.
“Listen, just look at this. Can this be real?”
I hesitated and then took his laptop and looked at the site. It was a chat room.
I read a few of the posts they talked about murder and the best way to do it. Then I read on.
Der786: YOU READY, RANDY? One poster asked.
RANDY01: YEAH JUST DON’T HURT ME TOO MUCH. Another user name responded.
Der786: YOU GET THAT INSURANCE FILLED OUT?
RANDY01: MY WIFE WILL NEVER WANT FOR ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.
What the hell?
Paul grabbed the laptop. “They let themselves be murdered for entertainment.”
“On purpose?”
“Yeah, one guy had cancer and didn’t want to live anymore. It even says on the disclaimer that this is the Doctor Kavorkian of murder sites. It is all pity kills. They won’t do it to healthy, happy, or well-adjusted humans. You must prove you are worthy, and they will do the cleanup, so no one ever finds out.”
“It is real. Turn it off, Paul.”
“Sorry, I didn’t mean to freak you out. I just thought you would think it was at least interesting.”
“It is scary and unfortunate if I’m honest.”
Paul’s cell phone rang.
“Sorry, mom, yes, I forgot. I’m with Andrea. I’m coming.”
I looked at Paul, and he ran out and left.
He was gone, and so I continued playing a new video game that I had bought with my allowance.
I wasn’t paying any attention when I heard someone say, “I see you.”
Huh? I said to myself.
“You there! Girl with the black hair!”
What the hell? Then I realized that Paul had left his stupid laptop on the floor of my bedroom, and it was still on that silly murder site!
I peeked over my bed and looked down at the laptop, and just as I was about to close it, a man spoke again.
“Don’t close it yet; you had to come here for a reason. Why don’t you tell me what brought you here.”
“I- I didn’t. My friend found it by accident, and we weren’t interested in the site.”
“That is okay, so you were curious. Can I answer any of your questions?”
This was getting too weird for me.
“I am good. I think I get it.”
“Look, I get it. It’s real live dark web shit. I’d want to close the laptop and burn it too. Only I have seen you. How do you know I haven’t already tracked your address? How do you know I am not using facial recognition to figure out exactly who you are, Andrea Becker.”
He said my name. How did he know my name?
I was going to kill Paul.
I picked up the laptop and looked at the man who didn’t look like your typical weirdo. He was sitting at a desk wearing a polo shirt. He had a friendly smile and kind eyes. Suddenly I felt comforted instead of creeped out, and I didn’t know what it was.
“My name is Milton. I founded this site to let people let out a little bit of carnal steam. Tell me about yourself.”
“This is weird. I don’t know you.”
“Okay, I’ll begin. I’m married. I am a father of two kids. Jessica and Jenna. I work in management. This is just a side thing. I can assure you I am every bit as human as you are. So tell me, why do you wish to die, Andrea Becker?”
At that moment, it was like he had spoken to my heart. No one had ever spoken so honestly to me before. It was like having someone see your soul. At that moment, I thought, this is fate.
“Peace.”
I found myself speaking honestly, and even if I regretted it later, I couldn’t help it. It was nice to see that someone could read my mind. At least it felt like that.
“I think most of us who are empathic to the ways of the world feel the same way you do.”
“Yeah, I guess.” I sat up straight and leaned into the screen on my laptop.
I was beginning to feel much more comfortable than I had thought I ever would. It was strange to trust someone on the dark web like this, but there was something about this man. He had a hold over me.
“Tell you what, we are holding an event tonight at eleven, and I hope you will log on to join us to see what we are all about. I promise it isn’t what you think.”
“I will have to check it out,” I said, partially wondering if I wanted to have anything more to do with this man.
The screen went black, and I shut Paul’s laptop.
I decided to go downstairs to grab a wine cooler out of the fridge. It was almost ten o’clock, and my parents were asleep, so I knew I wouldn’t get in trouble.
I drank the crappy drink, thinking long and hard about what had transpired and wondering if I wanted to know what went on in this so-called murder show.
It was five till eleven, and my cowardice was in full force, so I turned on the television.
“A WHITE VAN IS THE SUSPECT IN THE MISSING TEEN’S DISAPPEARANCE IN FRANKLIN COUNTY. WITNESSES SAY THEY SAW YOUNG JAMES MADISON TALKING TO SOMEONE DRESSED AS A CLOWN AS HE WAS ON HIS WAY TO SCHOOL FRIDAY MORNING…”
I turned off the disturbing news program deciding I would see the big deal with this “murder show.” There could not possibly be any reason for this nice man I had talked to be part of some sympathy murder thing.
The screen was still black, and then I saw a small room come into focus. The chat room was coming alive with flower emojis, and last-minute thank yous and best wishes from viewers who were donating bitcoin to the website’s owner.
Then I saw a man sitting in a chair and typing away at his computer. Something oddly terrifying about it was because the viewers seemed to see it, but the man didn’t seem to have anything to do with the viewers as though he didn’t even know he was being watched.
I watched as some of the viewers suddenly were also aware of this fact.
RHONDA24: Do you think he even knows this is the last night on earth?
Davtelly45: Nope, that is how it works.
RHONDA24: I know, but I thought he would be more prepared. He has been with us so long here.
Davtelly45: He will die soon, but he will be better off.
RHONDA24: No more cheating wife, no more debt, and no more anxiety about what tomorrow will bring.
Sassy-maria: I’m so happy for him.
Davtelly45: Me too, girl.
IVANfist: I hope this one is bloody, though. I like them with a little bit of gore.
RHONDA24: I have to admit I do too. Maybe he will get slashed on the throat.
Davtelly45: I just want our boy to be happy.
IVANfist: Fuck that gore all the way!
I read the chat, and then I watched as the man sitting at his computer seemed to be working on something very intensely. That is when I heard what sounded like a doorbell ring. The man everyone was watching got up, and walked away. I guessed to answer the door.
Then I heard the sound of someone yelling. A man with a black mask on was soon dragging the man who had just been sitting at the computer into his office.
“No, I have changed my mind! Please, I don't’ want to-”
His throat was slashed in front of the computer. The slash was so deep it nearly decapitated the man who was only moments ago typing away at his laptop.
I gasped, watching the scene unfold before me. Then the chat room exploded.
RHONDA24: Bye, Randy. We will miss you.
UNKNOWN: no, we won’t.
Davtelly45: SO long, Randy. I hope you can now be at peace.
UNKNOWN: Randy will never be at peace now. Hope he rots in hell.
Davtelly45: WHo is this?
RHONDA24: I will miss Randy, but anything will be better than dealing with a cheating wife, too much debt, and not knowing what tomorrow will bring. I long for my day to rest.
UNKNOWN: You should just put yourself out of your misery.
Davtelly45: Seriously, what the hell? Guy, this is pretty insensitive. We are celebrating the life and death of a warrior.
There was some strange interference, and I shut off the laptop, unplugging it.
I texted Paul to get his stupid laptop, and he told me he would be over tomorrow to get it.
I was sick to my stomach.
Had a real-life murder just taken place?
I knew without a shadow of a doubt it had.
I was paralyzed with fear and yet oddly jealous. I secretly wished I would be able to feel that peace that Randy felt. It terrified me, though, to no end.
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I woke up the next morning and prepared for school. I had strange dreams of the people on the computer screen. I had dreams of them talking about me the way they had Randy.
I was sweating when I got out of bed, and I readied myself for school and what the new day would bring.
Paul came over after school to get his laptop, and I made sure I didn’t mention what happened the night before. I just wanted that website out of my life.
Paul seemed unphased by the fact I had his laptop. He had a few, so what was one going missing?
Following that incident, I stayed off my computer as much as possible. Then I had to log onto my own laptop to finish a school project about two weeks later.
When I logged into my email, there were many messages from a person that called themselves FALCON.
“Andrea Becker, this is FALCON, Milton wanted me to let you know that he knows you logged on to watch Randy transition, and he wanted to see how you were since viewing our little show.”
I deleted the messages. I didn’t want anything to do with these weird people.
As I had this thought, I got an instant message from MILTON.
Milton: Andrea, I am sorry you seem alarmed by Randy’s transition. Tell me, how did that make you feel? It is okay to feel scared, terrified, sad, angry, or all of the above.
I looked at what he was typing, and that same sweet consoling man made my guard go down. I would have asked him how he got my email, but I already knew that if it were easy for them to get my name, how much harder would it be to get my email?
Milton: Andrea?
Me: Hello, Milton. I don’t know how I feel about what I saw. I don’t think I want anything to do with this.
Milton: Andrea, talk to me.
Me: I don’t know what to say. You killed a man.
Milton: Yes, but he wanted it. We helped him transition. We can help you.
I looked at what he was saying. I had wanted so badly to feel at peace and lose all of my earthly worries, but this was too much too fast.
Me: I have to go to Milton.
Milton: Andrea Becker, reconsider. You don’t have to participate, but we are people that understand you. I read your online diary, your poetry, and I know what you wish for.
I was stunned and felt violated. How did they hack into my online diary? It was private thoughts on my blog site I never made public. I was terrified, and then Milton said something else that made me reconsider.
Milton: I have seen your interactions with others. We have watched you interact with your friends. We know it wasn’t you that initially found our website. We don’t care. We welcome you. We only ask that you keep our little secret to help others like yourself, and like Randy.
I don’t know what made me do it. I began to trust Milton. For the first time in my life, I didn’t feel weird about my feelings on death. These people seemed to understand.
Me: I feel so weird talking about it.
Milton: It is hard to acknowledge your feelings at first, but once you do, you will begin to understand.
Me: Are there others like Randy?
Milton: We try not to allow too many transitions at once. We give people time to mourn in our community after someone transitions. We have another coming up at the end of the month. This person has yet to be named.”
Me: How does it work?
Milton: We take a vote on who is next. Once the vote is in, the nominee gets contacted through a congratulations email to give them time to tie up loose ends. Then they are not told the day or time of their death. We feel that it would ruin the transition.
Me: What if they change their mind?
Milton: They are given no way to back out. It is in our clause. If you are on track for transition, which I feel you are, just being a part of our community is an agreement. You have already witnessed a transition - an illegal act. So you have already agreed to the clause.
Me: What about you?
Milton: What about me?
ME: Can you transition?
Milton: I will in time. My agreement was after my children will be old enough to understand. Once they are, then I will join others like Randy and you.
“Oh,” I typed
Milton: I have to go now; it was nice chatting with you. Remember, if you ever need someone to talk to, we are here. We understand how you feel.
He logged off the chat, and I sat in front of the chat. Then another name popped up.
RHONDA24: Hello, Andrea.
I didn’t respond right away.
RHONDA24: I just want to let you know if you ever need a friend. I am not much older than you, and I get how you feel. You can reach out to me.
Me: Thank you. I have to go now.
RHONDA24: Have a great evening, Andrea.
I logged off the computer.
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As time wore on, I realized that I enjoyed the community. I had made a few friends within the community. I had several bad days in the last month; one of them was that I had a falling out with Paul. He was angry with me for spending time online in the “transition” community as I had learned to refer to it as.
The community helped me overcome some of my anxieties, so I didn’t think so much about dying anymore. If anything, I wanted to live because I felt relieved that I now had a group that understood how I felt. After all, they felt the same way as me.
Then the day came out of nowhere. I was planning my graduation speech, as I had been elected by Mr. Frazier to give my class a short address. I typed, re-typing, and over-editing everything I was writing when I got a ding on my computer.
My email popped up, and I recognized the email address. It was from FALCON.
CONGRATULATIONS ANDREA BECKER YOUR COUNTDOWN TO TRANSITION BEGINS 5-4-3-2- NOW.
I gulped reading the email because I didn’t feel the way I had before. I didn’t want to panic. This had to be a mistake. I was no longer depressed; I had things to live for now. Why had they voted on me transitioning?
I saw that Milton was online.
ME: Milton? I think you made a mistake. I am the least qualified to transition. Especially that now I feel so much better!
Crickets could have chirped from the computer. Instead of responding as Milton had hundreds of times before, he ignored me and logged off.
This was a nightmare. I stood up, looking around my room.
Indeed, I’d have time to graduate. I was at the disadvantage of being home alone. My parents were at some Union banquet because my father was on the teamster's board. I got up from my computer desk and locked all of the doors and secured the doors.
I turned on the radio to think. There was a story on the radio about a White Van and how another child had been missing. Another witness saw someone dressed as a clown talking to the child.
Ugh! Not something I needed to know to hear right now. I flipped the station to some soft music. Sarah Mclachlan came on, so I left it. I needed to think. I logged into the chat, and I could see all the congratulations Andrea comments in the chat.
ME: Hey guys, I think there is a mistake.
RHONDA24: Congratulations, Andrea!
DAVTELLY45: I hope you have the best transition.
UNKNOWN: I hope you bleed into the camera for daddy.
ME: WHAT?
Who would say such a thing?
UNKNOWN: I can’t wait to cut you from ear to ear.
RHONDA24: DUDE! Get out of here!
I got a private chat request from Rhonda24.
I accepted it.
Rhonda24: Don’t sweat it, Andrea. The guy is some weirdo that has been harassing a bunch of us. We can’t block him. He has this crazy firewall system. Just please know how happy I am for you and how much I will miss you.
I couldn’t think of anything else to say.
I was about to log off when there was a bang from outside my house.
Before I could do anything, a stranger wearing a black mask burst through my bedroom door. I stood in pure terror and shock.
It was happening now!
I did the only thing I could think of and grabbed the desk chair in front of me, and flung it at the stranger.
He was tall, thin, and didn’t seem to have been prepared for my sudden means of survival.
He lurched forward and grabbed me by the throat. I could feel his large hands trying to suffocate me. I looked over to the computer and saw it had popped back on - all on its own accord. A red light flashed on the screen. I realized I was being recorded for someone’s amusement.
The darkness engulfed me in this very moment, and I sprung up, kicking the man in the groin.
He growled in pain, and for a moment, I had time to run but not for long before the man stood up and shut my bedroom door so I had no means of escape.
He pulled out a knife from behind him, and I looked around my room to find something else I could defend myself with. I saw a coffee mug, grabbing it and throwing it at his head. To my luck, he stopped to rub his head, and I barreled past him towards the door.
Then I was caught off guard by a swiping of the knife to the back of my leg, causing me to scream in pain.
I hit the ground, and he went for my throat with the knife. I rolled over quickly, causing him to stab the floor instead of me.
I kicked him in the head this time as he struggled to get the knife out of the wooden floor. He fell to the ground, and for a moment, we both worked with the knife. Finally, I managed to grab it and stab him inside the chest.
The struggle was over. Someone had transitioned tonight, but it wasn’t me. It wasn’t going to be me. I had far too much to live for. I took a deep breath and then took off the mask of the man.
To my utter despair, it was Paul. How had Paul gotten involved with trying to kill me?
It all made perfect sense now how they all had known so much about me. Still, Paul had been my best friend for years. I ran downstairs to find my cell phone and call for 911.
The dispatcher said they would be sending for someone as soon as possible.
I saw a large white truck coming towards my house, barreling down my street. I jumped into the road, flagging them down.
There was something strange about the truck. I realized when the headlights were no longer blinding my vision that it wasn’t the ambulance. I backed up onto the sidewalk and continued to look down the street for the ambulance. The truck did something strange, though. They stopped in front of me back up, so my view down the road was blocked.
A door to the back of the truck opened up.
There were two tall men dressed as clowns. One had blue hair and a red nose with what looked like blood around his mouth and dirty teeth. He grinned big at me. The other had on a red and yellow wig with green makeup. He looked more sinister than the other clown.
They stood looking at me, and then circus music began to play. I was annoyed by whatever joke they were trying to play, especially at a time like this. I could hear the ambulance now as it was making its way down my street. I tried to walk around the two stupid clowns. It was all so ridiculous to me.
That is when one of them grabbed me. I screamed for them to let me go! I had to help Paul! Then the other one helped get me by the legs. Before I knew it, I was no longer breathing.
I, Andrea Becker, died that night. I won’t bore you with the details. It was gruesome, and it was horrid. I have been missing for three years. I hope someone can see my story and relay what happened to me.
I’d like my parents to be able to have peace. We all deserve some peace.
I saw the book close on its own then. There were tears in my eyes as I read the last words of Andrea Becker.
I wasn’t sure how I could help, but I went over to my computer. There were numerous reports on the sightings of clowns in connection to missing children. I decided to search for the area combining missing person cases from around the region. I didn’t know how I was suddenly able to hack into systems using multiple databases, but I was doing it. For Andrea Becker’s sake, I was doing it.
That is when I found something very crucial. There were several sightings recently in my neighborhood. There were also six missing persons in a five-mile vicinity. I clicked, I typed, and I searched until I put the connections together. In all of the disappeared persons, there were three bodies found. One was of a seventeen-year-old female.
I knew without a shadow of a doubt that it would be the remains of Andrea Becker’s young body. I forwarded the information to the detective working the case. How had they not put it together on their own, I had no idea. I did now have gifts now that helped me help those who could not help themselves.
Later that night, there was a break in three of the missing person cases. No thanks to me. I was tired after Andrea Becker’s story.
That book never rests, though. Last night in the middle of the night, I heard music coming from somewhere.
It woke me from a dead sleep. I decided to find out what the matter was. It sounded like circus music.
I walked into my living room, and parked in front of my house was a white van with clowns in the driver's seat. I stared at them for a long while and then opened my front door.
Two maniacal clowns got out of the back, and as they slowly made their way towards my house, I let out a deep breath. Then I yelled.
I was using my new found thunderous gift their windows to the van all burst. They both held on to their ears as though they were in pain. I had no doubt why they were here.
I heard someone yell, “HELP ME, PLEASE!” It was a woman.
I became momentarily distracted by the sound of wailing behind me. Sad, painful wailing.
I looked away from the clown van towards the READ ME book on my couch. When I looked back toward the street, the van with the clowns was now long gone. I would see to it they were punished, but until then, I had other pressing business.
I picked up the book, and inside it, I read the chapter to the next story.
I was the Youngest Member of the Lunatic Asylum...
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First of all, I'd like to say YOU. GUYS. ROCK. I've had tremendous support from all of you during this time. I appreciate the patience, understanding, and words of encouragement while i try to keep up with demand. I know all of you are just itching to get started on a project during quarantine, and I'm working round the clock to make sure as many people are taken care of as possible. Also, I hope all of you are staying safe and healthy (and inside!) during this time and once again I'd like to extend a helping hand to ANYONE in need due to COVID-19. If you have been affected or know someone affected by the Coronavirus, please reach out and let me know what I can do to help!! We're all in this together :)
Also related...due to COVID, nearly all of my supply shipments the past two weeks have been extremely delayed, and in some cases, I've had to change suppliers. Not trying to mansplain things, but there are a number of different supplies I use to provide quality syringes for everyone. Syringes, needles, tip caps, bags, labels, ink, tape, bubble wrap, thank you cards, alcohol wipes, and stickers just to name a few. If one of these items comes in wrong or is delayed, it can bottleneck the entire process, slow things down, and in the case of last week, cause a temporary shortage on inventory. And by temporary shortage, I mean I damn near sold out of every single syringe I had on hand, and was not able to restock the shelves as I normally would. Some of these supplies have doubled and even tripled in price for me, yet I refuse to change the pricing of the 5/$30 pack. I've (reluctantly) added a "DONATE" item on the site if you'd like to contribute to these changes and is verrrry much appreciated for any who have the ability to do so! Mush Love <3
Alas! SOME of my supplies have come in, allowing me to present some VERY special new varieties and exotics available at www.millywyco.com which I'm beyond ecstatic to announce. I've had soooo many requests for new varieties lately, and have listed some on the site, with others to follow in the coming days. The site has allowed me to be so much more organized and keep track of inventory so much better. While I am always available for questions and advice on Reddit, I ask that everyone placing an order please do so through the site so quantities are updated. You're still able to pay with an app if you prefer, but credit/debit cards are also welcomed :)
UPDATES: I've added a few new regular cubensis varieties to the site! By popular demand, Ban Sa Phang Kha, Martinique, and Creeper have been added, while I also restocked some varieties that were previously posted but sold out, such as PES Hawaiian, Golden Teacher, B+, Lizard King, and a few others. I'm also very excited to announce the addition of 7 NEW EXOTICS, offered for $15 each alone, or $10 if adding to a 5/$30 cubensis pack! Restocked Cyans and Azures, while adding Aztecorum, Allenii, Mexicana Tampanensis, Subaeruninosa, and PENIS ENVY UNCUT!!!!!!
PLEASE USE COUPON CODES ON www.millywyco.com FOR DISCOUNTS!! For a while, some of the coupon codes were not working, and I didn't have the time available to devote to fixing the issue. All should be working now. Please see below:
2PACK - $20 for two cubensis syringes
5PACK - Classic and most popular $30 dealio for 5 cubensis varieties
NEEDMORE - 5 cubensis varieties for $30 plus 1 exotic add-on for $10...total $40
NEEDMORE2 - 5 cubensis varieties for $30 plus 2 exotic add-ons for $20...total $50
NEEDMORE3 - 5 cubensis varieties for $30 plus 3 exotic add-ons for $30...total $60
...and so on. Currently, this is setup for up to 5 exotic add-ons. If you have an order that does not meet these codes, such as adding on more than 5 exotics, getting 7 cubensis varieties, etc. please send me a message and I will build you a coupon code to match your order in a timely manner.
SHIPPING UPDATE - I've always been proud to ship same day for orders placed before 3PM, and will resume this quickness just as soon as we get rid of this damn virus. For the time being, ALL ORDERS PLACED BY MIDNIGHT will ship out first thing in the AM. My mail is picked up at 10AM every day, so I need to have these ready the night before. I really didn't have a problem running to the post office once a day as my excuse to get out of the house for "essential business", but me being a diabetic has much of my family and friends worried that this virus won't think twice about taking me out. In an effort to reduce stress and anxiety (which surely weakens immune system), I will be shipping from home for the duration of quarantine. Thank you for understanding.
Much of the satisfaction I get throughout my day comes from YOU GUYS (and gals), from the positive encouragement, connections made and regular pleasant conversation. Keep sharing the recent positivity in your life, the cat facts, and warmth that's spread through this community. Be persistent, never give up and never stop learning!! I LOVE YOU ALL DEARLY <3
Please check out the updated list of inventory below. I'll make a post when I am able to get my hands on some other requested varieties, and as always, I accept trades! Feel free to send me a message if you have a request for something I do not have in stock. My wish list is your wish list! I'm sure we band together and find it if we try.
Shipping in US only at the moment, not available to ID, GA, or CA (yes, really)
Spore syringes are for microscopy use only
Any reference to cultivation will exclude you from placing an order and we may never speak again. I want to talk to you. Don't do it!
There are no exceptions to these rules. You have been warned.
PAYMENT METHODS ACCEPTED: Major Credit/Debit cards, Zelle, Cash App, Venmo, Google Pay, Apple Pay, Bitcoin and Amazon gift cards
PayPal is NOT available to me at this time.
Also, I am the fee master! I get charged fees left and right that I don't pass on to you from shipping and third party payments. If you'd like to throw me a tip, however much it may be, I'd love you forever and it really does make a difference! These types of people have allowed me to share with some who are less fortunate. On the other hand, if times are tough for you right now, let's talk about it!
ALL PRICES INCLUDE USPS SHIPPING WITH TRACKING!! I COVER ALL STANDARD SHIPPING COSTS.
Please add an additional $5 to any order if you prefer 2-3 day tracked Priority Mail shipping. (90% of my Priority Mail shipments are 2 day. Occasionally, rural areas are 3 day)
1 syringe for $15
2 syringes for $20
5 syringes for $30
Golden Teacher (LIMITED TO 2 PER ORDER!)
A classic variety for any mycologist. Pretty standard, easy to work with and almost everyone starts here. Can't go wrong with GT! They go fassst. Currently limited to 2 per order with mix-n-match due to extreme popularity.
Albino A+ (AA+)
While "true" albino's are just a mutation, this variety gets it's name from the leucistic trait of having less pigment than other varieties, appearing completely white when mature. One of the all time most popular varieties I've had the pleasure of offering!
Amazon
Originating from the Amazon rain forest, this variety is known to produce large,dense fruits in the wild, and certainly an interesting study under the scope :)
B+
Pronounced "Be Positive"!...Or at least that's what I like to say. The "+" is for the size! Looks a lot like Golden Teacher, only bigger. A favorite among beginning and advances mycologists alike and other than GT, probably the most popular variety.
Ban Sa Phang Kha
Blue Meanie
This is the cubensis variety, not to be confused with Pan Cyan, the original Blue Meanie. One of my most popular varieties when it's in stock!
Creeper
Ecuadorian
Fiji
Jedi Mind Fuck
Still haven't been able to find much info on the origin, but I have heard some interesting things about this variety.
Lizard King
Martinique
McKennaii
Origin unknown, but holds a special place in my heart, due to being named after the late Terrence McKenna <3
PES Amazon
With genetics from Pacific Exotica Spora (PES), this variety has a few stories to go along with it. Really interesting study if you care to look them up, but it was originally thought to be a cubensis/azurescens hybrid, accounting for the "A" in PESA. After much controversy, most identify this variety as Amazon or Amazonian.
PES Hawaiian
One of the wider caps in the species, PES (Pacific Exotica Spora) Hawaiian are uniquely pleasant to look at under the scope. One of the quickest movers on the slide, and easily one of my favorites to study!
Rusty Whyte
Another leucistic variety, these always look super cool! Red spores and white cap? Hells yeah.
Z-Strain
Much like Golden Teacher, but this variety seems to have some great positive characteristics that sets it aside. Very fast and aggressive under the scope, this one will not disappoint!
THE FOLLOWING EXOTICS ARE NOT PART OF THE 5/$30 MIX-n-MATCH DEALIO, but can be added to the 5/$30 pack for $10 as an add-on, or $15 each by themselves. These are NOT cubensis, and NOT recommended for beginners. USE COUPON CODE "NEEDMORE" on www.millywyco.com to add on to a 5 pack. Want 2 Exotics? Use code NEEDMORE2 or NEEDMORE3 for 3, etc. Currently this is setup to add a maximum of 5 exotics....if you need more, please message me and I'll create a unique coupon code to enter for your order :)
****Penis Envy #6 (PE6)***\*
This actually IS a cubensis variety, but added to exotics list due to rarity and popularity. NOT part of the pick 5.
****Penis Envy Uncut (PEU)***\*
This actually IS a cubensis variety, but added to exotics list due to rarity and popularity. NOT part of the pick 5.
****Ps. Azurescens***\*
****Ps. Aztecorum***\*
****Ps. Allenii***\*
****Ps. Mexicana Tampanensis***\*
****Paneaolus Cyanescens***\*
I will update the available list daily as I get new varieties in stock or run out. This list is updated daily, but confirm your order with me before sending payment to be sure.
All syringes are 12cc/mL and come capped with a sterile tip cap, and also include an 18ga blunt tip needle and alcohol pads. Syringes are made in a lab grade environment and the utmost care and attention is the highest priority to be sure they are sterile. Anything exposed to an open air environment is subject to contamination, but I take every precaution possible to minimize this risk. I cannot "guarantee" they are 100% sterile, but I can guarantee that if you have an issue, I will make it right. I really do love to help, and if something happens, I'd like to know about it so I can fix the issue instead of you getting frustrated or giving up!
To ensure equal quantity of spores in each syringe, and for adequate suspension of the spores in the solution, I use a magnetic stir plate. Very often, this does such a good job of breaking up clumps of spores that it will appear to be sparse. THIS IS NOT AN ISSUE! There are still a TON of spores in each syringe, even if you can't see them individually (though most of my syringes appear to have a very good amount of visible spores...even with my horrible eyesight!). You can compare and contrast to see the blackish/purple tint to ensure every syringe is packed with spores. If a spore clump forms during transportation, simply give it a good flick with your finger and vigorously shake to break it up or free it from clinging to the wall of the syringe before examining.
Syringes ship in individual bags clearly labeled as to specific variety and born on date, bubble wrapped and shipped through USPS tracked shipping (discreet) within 24 hours of payment. I send tracking info soon after payment and give updates along the (super quick) way.
Please PM me with order details, including state shipping to, payment method, and the selected syringes for your order. Any messages referring to spores being used for anything other than microscopy use will be ignored. Don't do it.
THANK YOU ALL so much again for your continued support!! I appreciate it more than you know! MUSH LOVE
P.S. In no way am I trying to be an imposter. I AM NOT WILLY MYCO. I chose this u/ a while back as sort of a play on words and tribute to a legend most of us recognize, long before I became a spore vendor. I don't want anyone to think I am trying to pass off as him, though I do strive for his level of excellence and dedication to the craft! I appreciate all of the kind words, though, from people saying they learned from "my" videos. I wish I could pass on those notes to RR himself.
Cheers and MUSH LOVE!
MW
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MW Don't Be Fooled! This is NO JOKE! Updated Inventory on the Site to Include Ban Sa Phang Kha, Creeper, Golden Teacher, B+ and MORE! Now Offering exotics Penis Envy Uncut, Tamps, Subs, Cyans and Azures! 5 Cubensis Varieties of 12ml Syringes for $30 as Always FREE SHIPPING!

edit: USE COUPON CODES WHEN ORDERING AT www.millywyco.com PLEASE!! This is a discount for your benefit...take advantage of it!
First of all, I'd like to say YOU. GUYS. ROCK. I've had tremendous support from all of you during this time. I appreciate the patience, understanding, and words of encouragement while i try to keep up with demand. I know all of you are just itching to get started on a project during quarantine, and I'm working round the clock to make sure as many people are taken care of as possible. Also, I hope all of you are staying safe and healthy (and inside!) during this time and once again I'd like to extend a helping hand to ANYONE in need due to COVID-19. If you have been affected or know someone affected by the Coronavirus, please reach out and let me know what I can do to help!! We're all in this together :)
Also related...due to COVID, nearly all of my supply shipments the past two weeks have been extremely delayed, and in some cases, I've had to change suppliers. Not trying to mansplain things, but there are a number of different supplies I use to provide quality syringes for everyone. Syringes, needles, tip caps, bags, labels, ink, tape, bubble wrap, thank you cards, alcohol wipes, and stickers just to name a few. If one of these items comes in wrong or is delayed, it can bottleneck the entire process, slow things down, and in the case of last week, cause a temporary shortage on inventory. And by temporary shortage, I mean I damn near sold out of every single syringe I had on hand, and was not able to restock the shelves as I normally would. Some of these supplies have doubled and even tripled in price for me, yet I refuse to change the pricing of the 5/$30 pack. I've (reluctantly) added a "DONATE" item on the site if you'd like to contribute to these changes and is verrrry much appreciated for any who have the ability to do so! Mush Love <3
Alas! SOME of my supplies have come in, allowing me to present some VERY special new varieties and exotics available at www.millywyco.com which I'm beyond ecstatic to announce. I've had soooo many requests for new varieties lately, and have listed some on the site, with others to follow in the coming days. The site has allowed me to be so much more organized and keep track of inventory so much better. While I am always available for questions and advice on Reddit, I ask that everyone placing an order please do so through the site so quantities are updated. You're still able to pay with an app if you prefer, but credit/debit cards are also welcomed :)
UPDATES: I've added a few new regular cubensis varieties to the site! By popular demand, Ban Sa Phang Kha, Martinique, and Creeper have been added, while I also restocked some varieties that were previously posted but sold out, such as PES Hawaiian, Golden Teacher, B+, Lizard King, and a few others. I'm also very excited to announce the addition of 7 NEW EXOTICS, offered for $15 each alone, or $10 if adding to a 5/$30 cubensis pack! Restocked Cyans and Azures, while adding Aztecorum, Allenii, Mexicana Tampanensis, Subaeruninosa, and PENIS ENVY UNCUT!!!!!!
PLEASE USE COUPON CODES ON www.millywyco.com FOR DISCOUNTS!! For a while, some of the coupon codes were not working, and I didn't have the time available to devote to fixing the issue. All should be working now. Please see below:
2PACK - $20 for two cubensis syringes
5PACK - Classic and most popular $30 dealio for 5 cubensis varieties
NEEDMORE - 5 cubensis varieties for $30 plus 1 exotic add-on for $10...total $40
NEEDMORE2 - 5 cubensis varieties for $30 plus 2 exotic add-ons for $20...total $50
NEEDMORE3 - 5 cubensis varieties for $30 plus 3 exotic add-ons for $30...total $60
...and so on. Currently, this is setup for up to 5 exotic add-ons. If you have an order that does not meet these codes, such as adding on more than 5 exotics, getting 7 cubensis varieties, etc. please send me a message and I will build you a coupon code to match your order in a timely manner.
SHIPPING UPDATE - I've always been proud to ship same day for orders placed before 3PM, and will resume this quickness just as soon as we get rid of this damn virus. For the time being, ALL ORDERS PLACED BY MIDNIGHT will ship out first thing in the AM. My mail is picked up at 10AM every day, so I need to have these ready the night before. I really didn't have a problem running to the post office once a day as my excuse to get out of the house for "essential business", but me being a diabetic has much of my family and friends worried that this virus won't think twice about taking me out. In an effort to reduce stress and anxiety (which surely weakens immune system), I will be shipping from home for the duration of quarantine. Thank you for understanding.
Much of the satisfaction I get throughout my day comes from YOU GUYS (and gals), from the positive encouragement, connections made and regular pleasant conversation. Keep sharing the recent positivity in your life, the cat facts, and warmth that's spread through this community. Be persistent, never give up and never stop learning!! I LOVE YOU ALL DEARLY <3
Please check out the updated list of inventory below. I'll make a post when I am able to get my hands on some other requested varieties, and as always, I accept trades! Feel free to send me a message if you have a request for something I do not have in stock. My wish list is your wish list! I'm sure we band together and find it if we try.
Shipping in US only at the moment, not available to ID, GA, or CA (yes, really)
Spore syringes are for microscopy use only
Any reference to cultivation will exclude you from placing an order and we may never speak again. I want to talk to you. Don't do it!
There are no exceptions to these rules. You have been warned.
PAYMENT METHODS ACCEPTED: Major Credit/Debit cards, Zelle, Cash App, Venmo, Google Pay, Apple Pay, Bitcoin and Amazon gift cards
PayPal is NOT available to me at this time.
Also, I am the fee master! I get charged fees left and right that I don't pass on to you from shipping and third party payments. If you'd like to throw me a tip, however much it may be, I'd love you forever and it really does make a difference! These types of people have allowed me to share with some who are less fortunate. On the other hand, if times are tough for you right now, let's talk about it!
ALL PRICES INCLUDE USPS SHIPPING WITH TRACKING!! I COVER ALL STANDARD SHIPPING COSTS.
Please add an additional $5 to any order if you prefer 2-3 day tracked Priority Mail shipping. (90% of my Priority Mail shipments are 2 day. Occasionally, rural areas are 3 day)
1 syringe for $15
2 syringes for $20
5 syringes for $30
Golden Teacher (LIMITED TO 2 PER ORDER!)
A classic variety for any mycologist. Pretty standard, easy to work with and almost everyone starts here. Can't go wrong with GT! They go fassst. Currently limited to 2 per order with mix-n-match due to extreme popularity.
Albino A+ (AA+)
While "true" albino's are just a mutation, this variety gets it's name from the leucistic trait of having less pigment than other varieties, appearing completely white when mature. One of the all time most popular varieties I've had the pleasure of offering!
Amazon
Originating from the Amazon rain forest, this variety is known to produce large,dense fruits in the wild, and certainly an interesting study under the scope :)
B+
Pronounced "Be Positive"!...Or at least that's what I like to say. The "+" is for the size! Looks a lot like Golden Teacher, only bigger. A favorite among beginning and advances mycologists alike and other than GT, probably the most popular variety.
Ban Sa Phang Kha
Blue Meanie
This is the cubensis variety, not to be confused with Pan Cyan, the original Blue Meanie. One of my most popular varieties when it's in stock!
Creeper
Ecuadorian
Fiji
Jedi Mind Fuck
Still haven't been able to find much info on the origin, but I have heard some interesting things about this variety.
Lizard King
Martinique
McKennaii
Origin unknown, but holds a special place in my heart, due to being named after the late Terrence McKenna <3
PES Amazon
With genetics from Pacific Exotica Spora (PES), this variety has a few stories to go along with it. Really interesting study if you care to look them up, but it was originally thought to be a cubensis/azurescens hybrid, accounting for the "A" in PESA. After much controversy, most identify this variety as Amazon or Amazonian.
PES Hawaiian
One of the wider caps in the species, PES (Pacific Exotica Spora) Hawaiian are uniquely pleasant to look at under the scope. One of the quickest movers on the slide, and easily one of my favorites to study!
Rusty Whyte
Another leucistic variety, these always look super cool! Red spores and white cap? Hells yeah.
Z-Strain
Much like Golden Teacher, but this variety seems to have some great positive characteristics that sets it aside. Very fast and aggressive under the scope, this one will not disappoint!
THE FOLLOWING EXOTICS ARE NOT PART OF THE 5/$30 MIX-n-MATCH DEALIO, but can be added to the 5/$30 pack for $10 as an add-on, or $15 each by themselves. These are NOT cubensis, and NOT recommended for beginners. USE COUPON CODE "NEEDMORE" on www.millywyco.com to add on to a 5 pack. Want 2 Exotics? Use code NEEDMORE2 or NEEDMORE3 for 3, etc. Currently this is setup to add a maximum of 5 exotics....if you need more, please message me and I'll create a unique coupon code to enter for your order :)
****Penis Envy #6 (PE6)***\*
This actually IS a cubensis variety, but added to exotics list due to rarity and popularity. NOT part of the pick 5.
****Penis Envy Uncut (PEU)***\*
This actually IS a cubensis variety, but added to exotics list due to rarity and popularity. NOT part of the pick 5.
****Ps. Azurescens***\*
****Ps. Aztecorum***\*
****Ps. Allenii***\*
****Ps. Mexicana Tampanensis***\*
****Paneaolus Cyanescens***\*
I will update the available list daily as I get new varieties in stock or run out. This list is updated daily, but confirm your order with me before sending payment to be sure.
All syringes are 12cc/mL and come capped with a sterile tip cap, and also include an 18ga blunt tip needle and alcohol pads. Syringes are made in a lab grade environment and the utmost care and attention is the highest priority to be sure they are sterile. Anything exposed to an open air environment is subject to contamination, but I take every precaution possible to minimize this risk. I cannot "guarantee" they are 100% sterile, but I can guarantee that if you have an issue, I will make it right. I really do love to help, and if something happens, I'd like to know about it so I can fix the issue instead of you getting frustrated or giving up!
To ensure equal quantity of spores in each syringe, and for adequate suspension of the spores in the solution, I use a magnetic stir plate. Very often, this does such a good job of breaking up clumps of spores that it will appear to be sparse. THIS IS NOT AN ISSUE! There are still a TON of spores in each syringe, even if you can't see them individually (though most of my syringes appear to have a very good amount of visible spores...even with my horrible eyesight!). You can compare and contrast to see the blackish/purple tint to ensure every syringe is packed with spores. If a spore clump forms during transportation, simply give it a good flick with your finger and vigorously shake to break it up or free it from clinging to the wall of the syringe before examining.
Syringes ship in individual bags clearly labeled as to specific variety and born on date, bubble wrapped and shipped through USPS tracked shipping (discreet) within 24 hours of payment. I send tracking info soon after payment and give updates along the (super quick) way.
Please PM me with order details, including state shipping to, payment method, and the selected syringes for your order. Any messages referring to spores being used for anything other than microscopy use will be ignored. Don't do it.
THANK YOU ALL so much again for your continued support!! I appreciate it more than you know! MUSH LOVE
P.S. In no way am I trying to be an imposter. I AM NOT WILLY MYCO. I chose this u/ a while back as sort of a play on words and tribute to a legend most of us recognize, long before I became a spore vendor. I don't want anyone to think I am trying to pass off as him, though I do strive for his level of excellence and dedication to the craft! I appreciate all of the kind words, though, from people saying they learned from "my" videos. I wish I could pass on those notes to RR himself.
Cheers and MUSH LOVE!
MW
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How To Get DogeCoin to the Moon (An Online Marketer's Perspective)

I have a ton of faith in DogeCoin. I just made a post about how I invested in 4 million DogeCoins over the past week.
From a purely marketing perspective, I'd like to point out what I like about DogeCoin, What makes it stand out, and easily actionable ways to get DogeCoin used more readily.
A tad bit about my background:
I have built a social media following of over 10 million fans from scratch
I have built a Youtube channel with 600 subscribers and 70,000 views
I have created an Android app that has hit 15k downloads, and an iPhone app that is just about to hit 10k downloads

WHAT DOGECOIN HAS OVER OTHER CURRENCIES

  1. A passionate and rapidly growing fanbase
Seriously, this community is awesome. The response to the Christmas DogeCoin scam is amazing. If that happened with Bitcoin, most people would have shrugged and moved on. But the response here was incredible and shows that most people here realize that trust in the community is the most important thing to getting DogeCoin to grow.
  1. A relatable attachment to an adorable meme
This is perfect for attracting attention to DogeCoin and the crypto currency world as a whole. Seth Godin states in his book "Purple Cow" that the most important thing in marketing is to make you product "remarkable" - something worth making a remark about. And the fact is, DogeCoin is fun! I can't help sharing the fact that I own DogeCoin with everyone. Many of these conversations are with people that wouldn't even care to hear about Bitcoin. But after a couple minutes of educating them, there responses are "I want some DogeCoins!" The Dogecoin community has a bigger mission than DogeCoin itself. Dogecoin is a great way to bring awareness to the cryptocurrency world as a whole!
  1. There's plenty of DogeCoin on the market (100 billion coin cap)
The psychological factor of owning 10,000 DogeCoin is pretty exciting. Heck, I bought enough to become a DogeCoin millionaire (which is pretty fun to say! :P ). I think Bitcoin had it right with 21 million total coins at first since demand was so small. But with the advancement in the awareness of cryptocurrencies, I feel Dogecoin has hit the sweet spot. Everyone can own quite a bit, and its easy to spread around (whereas hoarding might occur when someone owns only 1 or 2 bitcoins).

STEPS TO TAKE DOGECOIN TO THE MOON!

Obviously, the goal is getting DogeCoin into more and more peoples hands. And the way to do that is with more socially acceptable opportunities for transactions to occur.
I've seen quite a few posts about people looking to make Dogecoin accepted on more websites/stores. Based on ways I've made my social presence gain traction, here's my game plan:
  1. Get DogeCoin to be accepted by charities
The awesome thing about charities accepting DogeCoin is that it is a win-win-win all around!
DogeCoin has a generous community. I'm sure many here would love to donate to a good cause and also spread the usefulness of DogeCoin. Charities that get in early on this will get tons of publicity and also eager supporters willing to participate.
Also, a charity doesn't have to have a strict "dogecoin to dollar" conversion program like a store would that sells items (the changing volatility of cryptocurrency wouldn't matter for donations).
Plus, getting more and more charities to use DogeCoin will give us traction and "social proof" that the currency is being used. This can get larger companies to be more open to the idea in the near future.
  1. Get DogeCoin to be used by gamers
This has already been done by some SC2 players, which is great! Having a Dogecoin prize pool for games would really spread the word. It's free marketing if players with tons of followers are playing for Dogecoin. It can also get people to add Dogecoin to the prize pool. much transaction.
This is like the charity aspect in that people don't have to convert "Dogecoin to Dollars" so the transaction can easily occur.
  1. Make a program that easily accepts Dogecoin and transfers them into dollars.
If someone can undertake this, it would GREATLY help dogecoin gain traction. If a store can easily and automatically accept Dogecoin at its current market rate, there would be a lot less hassle/pain to getting DogeCoin accepted.
  1. Contact businesses/stores already accepting Bitcoin.
The problem I run into with marketing and selling is, its tough to sell someone on an idea if they don't see or understand the value in it. If a store is already accepting Bitcoin, they understand and value cryptocurrencies. They should be much easier to pitch the idea to. If they see that there is a passionate DogeCoin community that is willing to purchase from them, it is a no brainer for them to set something up to accept DogeCoin as well as BitCoin
And finally...
  1. Tell More People!
Get more people excited about DogeCoin every day. I'm personally setting a goal to tell 3 new people about DogeCoin each day. Even if the person shrugs, they still have been exposed to it and will remember the next time they hear about DogeCoin. Many marketing studies have found people need to hear about something 4 to 5 times before it actually sinks in. It's our goal to be one of those 4 to 5 times!
Once these goals are achieved, the momentum of DogeCoin will be huge!
I have no doubt this currency will go to the moon.
I'd love to hear other's thoughts and ideas on how to grow DogeCoin as well! Let me know what you think :)
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Tails of The Blender, the "All Bard" party, and how our all-'good' party became chaotic evil sky-pirates

As a bit of background, our DM decided he wanted to do a higher level campaign. He allowed us to each start with 1 rare and 1 uncommon magic item. He also decided that he wanted to DM an all-bard party (he may be a masochist). Thus begins the tale of murder and salsa.
Most of this happened several weeks ago, so I don't remember the details
Be me: Matthias Großendinger, AKA the gnome of variable height, and the sole designer, manufacturer and distributor of the World-famous miniature subacontrabass, as well as the head guild artisan of the Guild of Bass
Also be Level 10 chaotic good pure bard famous throughout the land
Be party: level 10 bard, level 10 bard, level 10 bard (some of them were multiclassing, but I wasn't really paying attention)
Party is mostly either chaotic or lawful good
The campaign starts with us meeting the king. He called us together to form the best band in the land. He wanted us to work our way to his brother, who was the duke of the neigboring kingdom
Apparently some shit was going on and he needed to speak to his brother about something, but the Duke was really suspicious and refused to meet
I'm doing my Bardly duty and not really paying attention, but he basically wanted us to gain the Duke's trust using the power of song (and maybe some magical suggestive lyrics)
Be newly formed band: Bongwater Revival.
But first, lemmetakeasidequest.gif
Some rebels in the capital city that want to stir up shit for some reason.
King wants us to 'take care' of them
We break into the manor that they are using as a base of operations
After taking significant damage clearing the first room, we decide to take a quick nap
Bard #2 casts Leomund's Tiny Hut, which protects us and allows us to take a short rest.
We song of rest circle-jerk to full HP with a short rest.
Moving on to the next room, we are fighting the head of the rebels.
And a animate suit of armor
And an elephant...
Be me, shitty player who doesn't really play spellcaster much
Going through me spells, figuring out which does the most damage.
Find 'Erupting Earth', which does 3d12 damage to everything within a 20-foot cube.
Except you add 1d12 for every level above 3rd
And thus begins the saga of The BlenderTM
Cast Blender at 5th level, targeting both the elephant and the boss
5d12.png
Elephant is all but dead, boss is bloodied by the time it is my turn again
ICastItAgain.OPAF
Elephant and boss defeated, armor already dead, we can move on the the main quest
End of session
 
We start out by buying several wagons and forming a caravan, then we set out for the Duke.
On our way there we come across a rather large farming town
After we perform there, we meet with the mayor at a feast.
Apparently there are some monsters residing in a cave system connected to the old mine that are attacking the city.
We head to the house of an old farmer, the only person to have ever entered the cave and live.
He agrees to tell us everything he knows... under one condition
He wants to know if we are tough enough to survive
BitchPlease.jpeg
Be Bard #3, AKA knife bard. (He has a bag of holding full of 500 daggers)
He pulls out his magic flaming dagger
Wanna know how tough I am?
He stabs himself in the shoulder.
CriticalHit.OOF
Takes like 20 damage
Farmer turns to the rest of us
"Well, you certainly are crazy, but are you tough enough to make it? If you can retrieve my axe from that tree, I'll tell you everything I know."
He throws his axe and sticks it into the top of a tree
Be Bard #4, AKA only player worse than me
Have dimensional door, don't use it.
Be Knife Bard
Have fly, don't use it.
Be me, roll dex to climb tree
Eventually make it to the top and try to pull out the axe
-1 strength
Tie rope to it instead and drop it down so party can help
KeepRollingTillItWorks.zip
He tells us what he knows, apparently there are some drow in the caves.
Having gained almost no useful knowledge, we head to the mine that leads to the cave.
We pass through a room full of poisonous mushrooms
Rollcon.gif
2 members fail... 5 total damage
Party moves on
Enter huge cavern, nearly 300 feet in diameter
Half of the cavern is just a pit to nothingness
We all feel an 'evil vibe' coming from the bottom
Foreshadowing.png
There are a bunch of drow in the room
SneakAttack.bitch
4 of them are standing within 20 feet of eachother
ThisIsMyTime.jar
Cast Blender, Krewe de gras-ing two of them, leaving the other two nearly dead.
Combat is mostly uneventful, we kill all of the drow before any can run away
But now we feel rumbling throughout the cavern
I come up with a great plan: I'll fly up to the ceiling and cast blender on the roof of the cavern, causing over 3 million pounds of rock to fall on its head
Except it doesn't come from the pit, it comes from the middle of the ground
It's a gargantuan purple worm
OhShit.exe
It suprise attacks the party and then dives back into the earth
I ready an action: as soon as I see it again I'm going to blend it.
Most of the party is grouped up all together like a bunch of idiots
The worm comes out from beneath them, dealing massive damage
My readied action activates, and I cast 6th level blender on the worm... and my party
One of them goes down, two other are nearly dead
AcceptableCasualties.Womble
The ground by the cliff crumbles, taking out downed party member with it.
The worm did it I swear
A couple rounds pass and we kill it
We loot several tens of thousands gold worth of gems from in it, and prepare to rest for the night.
Before we can rest, a drow priestess approaches us and asks what happened
Plus13Deception.TooEasy
Knife bard decides to be diplomatic and try to be peaceful
We explain how we ventured into the cave hoping to speak to the drow about bringing peace between them and the village, but the purple worm attacked when we arrived cough ... and killed all of the drow in the cavern... those totally *aren't** stab wounds on your friends*
She buys it, and agrees to let us set up a meeting to negotiate peace.
End of session. Next session is a week later, and knife bard is busy, so we played as though his character was just unconscious
 
After we wake up from our rest, we notice that one of our members is still asleep.
SlapDatBitch.exe
After he still doesn't wake up, we make a litter and decide to exit the cavern
Somehow the entrance we came through collapsed
Wasn'tMeISwear.wmp
We move on deeper into the cavern searching for a way out
On the way we find a big guy completely covered in black armor tied up on an alter
Seems like a nice enough fellow, we untie him and invite him to join us in place of our fallen comrade
We have to go talk to their god if we want to take her sacrifice
Go into another giant cavern.
We're standing on a cliff about 20 feet wide. In front of us is a cliff, and 100 feet down is a huge pitch black lake.
This all looks pretty normal
We hear a voice in our heads promising us all of our wishes if we follow her
NahBitch.ImGoodThanks
She's tells us that if we want to leave the cavern, we have to jump into the water
Yeah, that's not suspicious at all
Once again, nobody bothers to use their useful spells, like dimension door, fly, or jump
We the all of our rope together, and the black knight decides to try to jump to the shore
It's only 100 feet down and like 150 feet away.
He lands about 15 feet from the shore and his knees crumple, so he's prone in the water
A bunch of tentacles come out and start attacking him
They try to, at least
28AC.StatBoost
A couple rounds pass and bard #5 is blasting the aboleth with sacred flame
As a gnome, I way about 55 pounds - counting all of my equipment.
Black Night has gotten onto the shore and is bracing against the rope now
I hand the other end of the rope to bard #4 and zip line down to the shore
I land a couple feet from shore and take some hits, but pass all of my con saves so I don't have anything major happen
Having used most of my spell slots earlier, I decide to go whack it with my sword
Decent damage, but I have to make a con save
Roll pretty good, get a 5
"You find it getting harder and harder to breath, and your skin starts to feel itchy
Jump back into the water
GuessImAFishNow.Shit
Bard #4 tries to zip line down, but falls off about halfway across.
He gets cursed with fish skin too, but can still breath normally
Like the next round we kill the aboleth
Bard #5 ties the rope to knife board's body and ziplines down
Black knight decides to pull the body off of the 100 foot cliff, and through the 150 feet of lake.
By some miracle he is still alive by the time BK drags him to shore
I swim to shore and tell our cleric-bard (bard #5) that I have a disease and can't breath air
ICanHelpWithThat.snakeoil
Casts dispel magic
WTFMan.rage
BRO I SAID IT WAS A DISEASE, NOW I HAVE TO REATTUNE TO MY SHIT WTF
15 minutes later and I'm magical again
Before we can make our plan, the drow priestess comes in onto the ledge.
Apparently it had tricked the drow into thinking it was their god.
Oops
We roll initiative and prepare for combat
I start swimming towards the base of the cliff
I'm still "cursed", so I can breath underwater and don't have to surface
Complete stealth mode engaged
IRL I start cackling like a madman with a crazy look in my eyes
The party realizes what's going on and the start laughing too
A second later the DM realizes what's about to happen and just sighs and facepalms as he accepts his fate
3 turns later and I get within range
Party is mostly okay, flying spiders have driven bard #5 into the water, and BK is running away like a Bitch
Knife Bard is somehow still alive, even though he is being eaten alive by flying spiders
I cast BlenderTM at 6th level
Out of nowhere, the cliff explodes around the priestess and her companions
I roll crazy well, 70 damage
Her thugs are vaporized into a fine red mist, and she is left at 1 HP, falling to her death
She casts levitate and floats down to the water safely ,then tries to swim away
I was prepared for her.
I cast vicious mockery
I ask her "What's the difference between a drow and salsa?
DramaticPause.wav
"Not much after they've been through The BlenderTM "
Black knight comes back to the group with his tail between his legs
Cleric Bard casts feign death on me and bard #4 to temporarily cancel the affects of our diseases.
They grab both of us and knife bard and start hiking towards the cave exit
After an hour they have just left the cave, and feign death wears off
ICantBreath.helpme
BardCleric casts feign death on me, but is out of spell slots for bard #4
He can breath, he just takes damage from being really itchy
We make it back to town, and head to the local church
I can breath again, but we both are still fishskin cursed
They priests heal us, and to thank them I donate 33 platinum to the church
They about have a seizure from my generosity
IHaveNoUseForThisMoney.kek
We go tell the mayor that we took care of the drow
DefinitlyArentAnyMindFlayers.NotOurProblem
He is really fucking suprised, we took care of the problem that has been plaguing them for many years in like 6 hours
WowThanks.bat
Gives us a kickass cornucopia that makes food and can cast hero's feast once a day
Also gives us a shitton of sweet midevil bitcoin
We're really fucking rich now
Bard #4 (who has just told us that he is a pirate?) decides to buy a ballistae and mount it on his wagon in the caravan
Black knight decides to use his money to buy an airship, but has to ask bard #5 for money
Bard #5 gives away all of his money
We are woken early the next morning by the sounds of the rest of the drow approaching with an army of giant spiders
ManTheBallistea.THUNK
We are fighting the giantest spider while the militia takes on the others
Bard #4 shoots the ballistae but misses
Bard #5 Uses Sacred Flame
I look at its eight spindly legs
"Lets see how well it can fight without legs"
Cast BlenderTM at the spider
Immobilized, we easily finish it off
We beat the rest of the army to oblivion
Tired of their shit, we go back to the cave (which happens to be the top layer of the underdark) and raid all of their shit... that is, we raid the entire upper underdark
ItHasBegun.TheEndIsNigh
End of session
 
We head out for the Duke's kingdom (We are now level 13)
The trip should take about 5 days
On the first day nothing happens
On the second day a storm begins to brew
The sky gets darker as the day goes on
A couple of hours later, we see an army appear over the horizon
It is the skeleton of bard #2 - who had sworn vengeance - leading an army of 1,000 skeletons
Lol.Nope
I cast my new 7th level teleportation spell and bring us to the city
We arrive without incident
Guards don't know what magic is, get pissed at us for teleporting
They let us into the city (because we hadn't done anything wrong)
But first, the pull me and BK aside and tell us not to cause any trouble
The entire city is massively racist
Oh, did I mention BK is riding a Nightmare?
Through the middle of a massive city
Where nobody really knows about magic
The guards tell him to get off, but he refuses
Meanwhile, I cast disguise self so I look like a dwarf. I still get glared at, so I change into a short human
Gaurds approach us
They want to arrest me for being a shapeshifter
LolYouWannaTryMe.bitch
I start casting disguise self every six seconds, making myself taller and shorter, as well as messing with my facial features. Because I have a magic hat that allows me to do this it doesn't take any spell slot
BK grabs me and uses his horse to enter the ethereal plane
Shortly later, wanted posters appear for the Black Night and the Gnome of Variable Height
Meanwhile, the rest of the party is at an inn getting information
Apparently there is a rebellion going on here led by a bunch of cultists
Knife Bard gets kicked out for trying to juggle his flaming knife
Once outside, he casts disguise self, and walks back in as Pastamania Hulk Hogan
MFW
"WHERE CAN I JOIN THE REBELLION BROTHER?"
Did I say chaotic good? I meant chaotic stupid.
Undercover agents at the inn go and arrest him
He uses dimension door to get away, and then undisguises
New wanted poster: Pastamania Hulk Hogan
BK and I have rejoined the party at the inn
The rebel base is set up right outside of town
I still think we should go speak to the duke, but the party decides to go undercover and sneak into the base
Pirate and Cleric bard climb onto black knight's horse, while knife bard and I disguise ourselves and we approach the rebel's gate
"Hi, can we join your cult?"
"Uhuuhhh, sure..."
Black Knight decides to exit the ethereal plane at this moment
Rebels blow there horns and start screaming that they are under attack
Cleric bard decides to be diplomatic
Wait, we just didn't want to be spotted heading towards the camp
We all get kicked out, but cleric bard manages to convince them that he is a cleric of Bane (The god they worship)
He is now locked into the rebel camp
The rest of the party (except for me) hops onto BK's horse and follow them while hidden in the ethereal plane
The cultists decide to tell the new guy everything, and give him a tour of the camp
They have an iron golem, but they need more magic people to awaken it, so they have some reinforcements coming later that day
They are planning on attacking the city tonight
Knife bard uses message to tell cleric bard that we are going to burn the place down
He manages to leave
As soon as we see he left, we start a brush fire about 60 feet away and Knife bard summons wind to whip the flames into a raging inferno
He lies down behind it and does nothing else for the entire encounter
I use BlenderTM and start tearing down walls and buildings
Black Knight polymorphs into a battle rink and starts trampling buildings and people
Pirate bard is riding the nightmare and shooting at the guards
Meanwhile, cleric bard is running towards the city to get help
We slaughter all of them and raze the fort
Cleric bard gets back just as we finish killing the ones who didn't burn alive
After that massive slaughter, Black Knight invites us all to join him in following the god of pain
WhyNot. ¯\(ツ)
We escape to the airship which had just arrived in town and flee the area
The remaining cultists try to attack the city but fail miserably
The Duke uses this as an excuse to declare war on the king
Meanwhile, we have become sky murder hobos.
Cleric bard's old character is now leading a quest to capture us, so his player has to make a new one
 
The party decided to measure how badly we screwed over the DM's plans by using the Henderson scale.
The Henderson Scale of Plot Derailment is the standard way to measure how badly we fucked everything up. It goes from -1 (The party finishes the campaign in exactly the way the DM planned) to 2 in intervals of .25
We agree that we have reached a 1.75 on the scale, meaning that we have caused the entire plot and any subplots to be derailed. "It has ruined the game, and likely caused the GM to begin seizing, attempt to strangle the perpetrator, laugh uncontrollably, or just sit there in shock."
It's funny how accurate the scale is, as the DM had reacted on most of those ways
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Bitcoins for Bernie: Help persuade Bernie Sanders to accept BTC political donations

For all you US based Bitcoin boffins:
Senator Bernie Sanders has announced his candidacy for President of the United States, and, while he is unlikely to win, it isn't impossible. More important, however, is the fact that he is going to be the ideal candidate that will draw Hillary Clinton towards more noble ambitions, one of which, is Bitcoin and the all the issues surrounding it, and perhaps how it can be part of the solution to campaign finance reform.
He will, no doubt, be debating her in the coming year, and a lot of focus is going to be paid to his campaign. Right now his campaign takes donations via ActBlue, but I think he would be well served by also getting a Bitpay account going, and thereby promoting what is arguably the most democratic and transparent of donation methods. He would even be able to get his transactions done for free.
I have a little experience mixing Bitcoins and politics, although in Canada (thus I have no connection to Bernie's campaign and can't donate). Last year I managed the Bitcoin wallet and donations for Lisa Helps' successful run for Mayor here in Victoria, BC. Like Bernie, she was a outsider to the major political parties, running on a post partisan platform, and part of her allure was her willingness to try new things, like accepting Bitcoin donations.
He has his own Subreddit, his campaign is active on Reddit, and I have posted to it with the suggestion to start accepting BTC here: http://np.reddit.com/SandersForPresident/comments/34fgw3/bitcoins_for_bernie/
All I think his campaign needs is a nudge and some help to dispel the rumours about Bitcoin and the Blockchain's true value.
What do you think? Would you back him to win? What about as a means to an end, like improving US politics and campaign finance? If you think yes to either, why not help me persuade him and his campaign to get a Bitpay account and jump into Bitcoin politics with both feet.
http://np.reddit.com/SandersForPresident/comments/34fgw3/bitcoins_for_bernie/
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Sacramento Kings offer NBA's first bitcoin game deal and limited edition tshirt!

The Sacramento Kings gained worldwide attention when they announced in January they were planning on accepting bitcoin as part of their "NBA 3.0" technology push. I noticed they didn't have tickets available in bitcoin online and started working with the Kings staff several weeks ago to put a bitcoin event together with a special package deal available online in bitcoin.
They not only put a deal together, 2 tickets and a parking pass, but they came up with a limited edition Kings Bitcoin t-shirt! Here's the tshirt design: http://i.imgur.com/7LSDhts.jpg
We plan on getting bitcoin fans together at the April 6th game at 3:00pm at Sleep Train Arena vs. the Dallas Mavericks. Look for the "6th Man" deal at the website below (you can also buy the bitcoin tshirt separately). After purchase, you will be emailed by a Kings ticket representative -- ask for the April 6th bitcoin seating section, and we are working with the Kings to get individual tickets and some other options added as soon as possible to their bitcoin store. Check this page or @SacBitcoin on twitter for updates on our game night meeting location and other details.
https://www.kingsbitcoin.com
We will have some other announcements I hope coming soon for other bitcoin publicity at the game and I welcome all of your ideas! No "Send bitcoin Mom" signs, I promise, but we may print special BIP38 paper wallets to hand out - any designers want to help?
I'm also working with the Kings to accept ticket donations on behalf of their Foundation, which you can read more about here http://www.nba.com/kings/community/foundation - if you are interested in supporting their foundation with a bitcoin donation, please send me a private message. Thanks and hope to see you at the game!
TL;DR Buy Kings package deal in bitcoin and meet up at the game April 6th
EDIT: Mention from official Sacramento Kings twitter account: @SacramentoKings: Score 2 tix, 2 Kings Bitcoin tee's & parking pass w/ exclusive Bitcoin 6th Man Offer - http://t.co/VqJtTB7bJy #ForeverPurple
http://twitter.com/SacramentoKings/status/450045325492105216
EDIT: Single tickets are now an option in the online store!
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IDEA: My vision for the perfect dispensary. Helps people in need, Accepts BTC and POT, created by the community.

Yesterday, Smokemon retweeted am idea tweet about opening a Medical Marijuana facility that helps people who have no money or insurance. This is something that I have been thinking about for a really long time. About a year now.
I have this amazing idea that I can curate and follow through on creating the best dispensary this entire world has ever seen. A dispensary that... -Charges wholesale price on a daily basis. ($140 per ounce) -Grows only clean, organic, and perfectly flushed meds that smell and look great. -Makes Cannabis Oil using top of the line closed loop extraction tech. Butane solvent has been properly vacuum distilled to remove all "Mystery Oil" -Lab-tests every bit of medicine that is dispensed. Lab results are on every script. -Tries to go above and beyond normal to help members out in any way possible.
Here are the ideas that I have so far. I have removed the name I wish to use because I don't want somebody to take it. For now, we can call it "CollectivePOT".
Description: "CollectivePOT" is an idea for a super clean, SPARC(dispensary in S.F.) like collective. "CollectivePOT" is to be decorated using natural colors, inviting lighting, and drastic accents. Heavily focused on hemp, bamboo, exotic woods, glass, and metal as building materials, the goal is to design a very natural feeling space that is both calm and inviting. It will be unlike any other collective, club, or wanna-be dispensary in the area.
"CollectivePOT" medicine will be reasonable. We aim to come in at around $140 for 1oz of truly premium, organic medicine. My math says that even at half price of what others are charging, there is enough profit to take care of overhead and still be able to offer help to people who need it. By utilizing industry specific software, we can track every detail of how our medicine is produced, we will be able to pinpoint the exact $ amount of fair reimbursement. Other clubs in the area ask for ridiculous reimbursements, close to street prices. This is just unacceptable! Medicine needs to be reasonable and easily accessible to the patients who truly need it. End of story.
Our oil medicine is truly top notch as well. With months of research behind our techniques, we use a closed loop extraction process, ran with n-butane that has been further vacuum distilled for superior purity, followed by low heat purge, vacuum purge, and winterization. Our future hopes and plans in the oil department include getting our hands on the strain Charlotte's Web and working with the Stanley brothers to make CBD rich medicine for treatment of a wide variety of seizures. Realm Of Caring is their organization that provides medicine to an ever increasing number of epileptic children. To these parents and kids, CBD rich Cannabis oil has become the only medicine that truly "works" on these seizures.
If you haven't seen any information on Charlotte's web, the Stanley brothers, or the kids who's lives this miraculous plant has touched. I HIGHLY suggest watching these videos... WEED is a documentary that aired on CNN. It was headed by CNN doctor Dr. Sanjay Gupta. This single documentary could be attributed to the biggest mind change on Medical Marijuana since "Reefer Madness"
Josh Stanley - TED talk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciQ4ErmhO7g Dr. Sanjay Gupta - WEED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4GUkzTnFG0
Weed 2 was just released on 3/11 and while I have not watched it yet, I know that it just strengthens the movement behind change. Thank you +wizfarm for posting these videos.
http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/health/2014/03/06/orig-weed-2-meet-vivian.cnn.html http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/15/health/cannabis-landon-riddle/index.html
Design Cues: Solid sheet of glass as a display for Cannabis (like Sprinkles Cupcakes) Apothecary wall (think Teavana’s tea wall) - Wall of cubbies for multiple Miron apothecary glass jars to store the Cannabis in. The cubbys for the apothecary jars have lights in them so that the jars glow purple. The light will also charge the herb (according to info about violet glass). Solid bamboo dab bar. Slick Slab stations. High quality pieces that anyone can use such as roor tech, beer glass, hitman glass etc. Alcohol wipes at the dab station to sterilize the equipment.
Services/Features: 
-RecoMed - Our Budtender would recommend strains based on the patients condition. The patient would be sent with a very simple review card to fill out with room for comments so that recommendations can be better tailored to exactly what the patients need. -Rewards - Points based, compassionate rewards for frequent patients. Compassion Card? Heavy card like other exclusive credit cards. -Delivery - If you can't come to us, we will come to you. Service to the entire Portland Metro area, not just select places. Delivery cars will be hybrids or full EV's, mopeds, and bikes depending on central location and radius of the delivery. -CannaTrack - Delivery tracker. Order Placed, Preparing Order, Quality Check, Out For Delivery. (Think Dominos Pizza Tracker) -App - Aggregates all of our services in a simple to use app that is super secure. Each patient will have a unique sign in. From there, they will be able to access a virtual RecoMed Budtender, they will be able to order medicine, and they will be able to track that medicines delivery with CannaTrack.
Items to carry: Strains: Harlequin (High CBD) Charlotte’s Web (High CBD) Hoping to get ahold of this one. Ken's Grand Daddy Purple Rick Simpson Oil Cheeba Chews 
All medicine will be dispensed in Miron Violet glass jars. Violet glass has been shown to block the damaging spectrum of light while allowing the spectrums through that enhance and protect.
Miron Glass - "Miron Violet glass blocks the complete spectrum of visible light with the exception of the violet part. At the same time it allows a certain part to be permeable for radiation in the spectral range of UV-A, and infra red light. This unique combination offers optimal protection against the ageing processes that are released by visible light, thus lengthening durability and potency of products."
With ~$20k in startup funds, "CollectivePOT" could start out as the grow op. The revenue from medicine sales will be put right back into expanding "CollectivePOT" until the actual Collective building could be opened.
With ~$150k in startup funds, "CollectivePOT" could hit the ground running and have the Collective opened in approximately 6 months.
This has been a dream of mine for a little over a year. With the landscape of the Cannabis industry the way it is. Now is the best time to get into the industry.
I should say that I don't want to accept ANY donations right now. If you want to donate something, please donate your thoughts and ideas on this project in the form of dialogue in this thread :) We will be taking every single thing this community says into deep consideration. PLEASE! Don't hesitate to speak.
THANKS POTCOIN COMMUNITY! I truly believe in this industry and I truly believe in Bitcoin, Potcoin, and Crypto in general!!!!! This is our future.
Zander
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How to Accept Bitcoin Payments, Tips, and/or Donations on ... How to 'Be Your Own Bank' with Bitcoin & Cash Bitcoinist.net - YouTube Bitcoin Donations: Everything Your Nonprofit Needs To Know How to Create a BitPay Bitcoin Donation Button

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